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A message to Elon Musk’s staffers: Your names are known, and America will ensure you never get another job again.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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aaaand now it all makes sense
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dear Media, leaders, talking heads,

Stop focusing on Rump as the problem.

Hear me out, a thread:
February 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I am working off Van Hollen's description here:
February 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
@caitlong.bsky.social howdy! It’s the crazy chicken lady
January 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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First mate Jimenez (Jim to a lucky few) barks orders to the crew. New faces (tbd) in addition to old (Archie, Fang, The Swede, Lucius, Black Pete, Roach). Jim very much resembles Izzy in style with them own unique flair.
December 25, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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He looks at a model of a pirate ship on the front desk. Crossfade to: The Revenge, powering through the seas.
December 25, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Stede assures the guest of honor that their stay will be smooth. They’ve rented out the entire inn after all. The guest asks him if the rumors of his pirate days were true. Stede says they’re largely embellished. A marketing hook that has worked to attract attention.
December 25, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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The inn has become a bit of a bougie destination. A kitschy remnant of the bygone golden age of piracy run by two eccentrics who were apparently involved somehow.
December 25, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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They’re dicks. Very demanding. This is a Christmas event and they want everything to be perfect. Stede’s overwhelmed and put upon at the front desk, Ed’s nowhere to be found. (Song: “You drift through the years and life seems tame.”) The year is 1719, two years after the events of the second season.
December 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Meanwhile, a cluster of frustrated guests attempt to check in with a flustered Stede. The inn has become quite popular. A well-heeled family has hired it out to host a wedding banquet.
December 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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Over the following: “You only live twice or so it seems. Once for your life and once for your dreams.”
December 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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White linen flows beautifully as it’s laid out on a table. Laid by co-innkeeper Ed, with great satisfaction. He lays out glassware. Perfect. Flowers. Perfect. He is content in this working meditation. He is precise in his adjustments to create beauty.
December 24, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Open on a beach. Nancy Sinatra’s “You Only Live Twice” plays (the track from the movie, this is important. It has the best intro and for some reason is only sporadically available on Spotify). We use the classic James Bond opening iris to find a now established inn on a beautiful stretch of beach.
December 24, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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He thumbs further, grudgingly interested. These two pirates settle down with each other. The start a B and B. Huh. The editor is interested now. He reads the last third of the manuscript in detail.
December 24, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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He thumbs through the draft: a scene where a silly fancy pirate robs a fern from some fishermen. Another where he crosses blades in the moonlight with the legendary Blackbeard. Another where they pine for each other from a great distance.
December 24, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Imnotcryingyourecrying #ofmd
We see the ship has been rechristened “Izzy’s Revenge.”
December 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
December 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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"We read books to find out who we are. What other people, real or imaginary, do and think and feel… is an essential guide to our understanding of what we ourselves are and may become.”

Ursula K. Le Guin .
November 15, 2024 at 3:09 PM