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Valerie
@eekamouse.bsky.social
Professional spitting contest referee and reef fish respecter. 𓆝𓆟𓆜𓆞
It went by the wayside during Covid but I think she should start it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My SIL used to have a Pie Party the day after TG. Guests could bring any kind of pie. Which could include pizza or chicken pot pie. But a lot of them were sweet ones.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ooh, a whole symphony of pies!! 😍😍😍
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh, sweet! That’s what my spouse gets instead of birthday cake.
Was that the only pie?
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A full-size pumpkin pie and a small deep-dish blueberry pie for my son who doesn’t like pumpkin.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yes, ma’am. Made some and ate some. 😊
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is my first exposure to that song and I could not stop laughing! Slamming the turkey on the floor at the end was chef’s kiss! But remember that if it all gets to be too much the following is always an option:
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Here’s my favorite Christmas song.

youtu.be/2qKHbQ1F18o?...
Funky Funky Christmas - Electric Jungle
YouTube video by iotatexas
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November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not at all.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I did it in a separate post; quotes are disabled for this one. 😇
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You’re dropping in from Jordan to issue directives and opine on what prior office holders should be doing? When you haven’t been here trying to protect your neighbors and document ICE’s kidnappings and getting beaten, like the rest of us? Kindly eat a big bag of murder hornets.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Every single fucking one of them!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Those trips are THE WORST! Thank you. Back at ya!
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Would your plans perhaps involve vinegar and a belt sander as a starting point? From a purely hypothetical standpoint, of course.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m old enough to remember Rubio starting every day by posting a Bible verse on Twitter, the preening little shit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That happened to my mother-in-law! My husband was such an easy baby she thought she had the knack and then his sister arrived 13 months later. Hoo boy!
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM