Worked at a place with a mission critical server being run off a Pi 2 that had a broken Ethernet port so.... They used a USB Ethernet adapter.

Instructions unclear, I think I need a different adapter.

Buy a raspberry pi with monero. Never connect it to the internet. Self compile the OS. Build your own keyboard by hand. No mouse. Light it on fire and burn it to a crisp when you're done.

Live rent free on some CIA watch list for life.

"Today on Cooking with Ice we will learn to sear steaks using freezer burn!"

We should call him Lenny here