e.e. degroot
@eedegroot.bsky.social
Designer, illustrator, ADHD biz owner, volunteer Wichita vortex minder. Iffy on using contractions. Has a fondness for rocks, waltzes and making noise | Bodily autonomy for all | She/her
The best day will be when the next person rips all of this crap off, puts everything back and smudges the whole building. They could even make a reality show, “Deshittifying the White House” or something, and Retta could host it. As much as I hate reality shows, I’d love every second of that.
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The best day will be when the next person rips all of this crap off, puts everything back and smudges the whole building. They could even make a reality show, “Deshittifying the White House” or something, and Retta could host it. As much as I hate reality shows, I’d love every second of that.
Can I interest you in a well upholstered boy in these trying times
September 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Can I interest you in a well upholstered boy in these trying times
I was gonna make soup but there’s a roly-poly boy and he’s sleeping against my right hip and I couldn’t possibly disturb him.
Oh.
He heard some birds.
Bye, buddy.
Soup time for meee
Oh.
He heard some birds.
Bye, buddy.
Soup time for meee
September 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I was gonna make soup but there’s a roly-poly boy and he’s sleeping against my right hip and I couldn’t possibly disturb him.
Oh.
He heard some birds.
Bye, buddy.
Soup time for meee
Oh.
He heard some birds.
Bye, buddy.
Soup time for meee
So we're not starting til 2:30, huh? Having issues with his makeup mayhaps?
September 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So we're not starting til 2:30, huh? Having issues with his makeup mayhaps?
It’s time for me to be sad for leaving the babies for the weekend. Saaaad!
August 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s time for me to be sad for leaving the babies for the weekend. Saaaad!
It’s so beautiful and yet I’m still so sad.
August 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It’s so beautiful and yet I’m still so sad.
This is your reminder to get your flu shot and any other vaccines you need because who knows wtf’s going on.
Also, you should watch Schitt’s Creek again if you need to. It’s still cute and good and you can pretend you’re in a small town in Canada where things are slightly less bad.
Also, you should watch Schitt’s Creek again if you need to. It’s still cute and good and you can pretend you’re in a small town in Canada where things are slightly less bad.
August 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This is your reminder to get your flu shot and any other vaccines you need because who knows wtf’s going on.
Also, you should watch Schitt’s Creek again if you need to. It’s still cute and good and you can pretend you’re in a small town in Canada where things are slightly less bad.
Also, you should watch Schitt’s Creek again if you need to. It’s still cute and good and you can pretend you’re in a small town in Canada where things are slightly less bad.
If you need me, I’ll be over here eating a whole ass loaf of warm, freshly baked banana bread until I puke.
August 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you need me, I’ll be over here eating a whole ass loaf of warm, freshly baked banana bread until I puke.
One more fb marketplace find for the books. Ew. 😬
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
One more fb marketplace find for the books. Ew. 😬
Oh my god.
What. 🤣
What. 🤣
August 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh my god.
What. 🤣
What. 🤣
Happy 2nd Gotcha Day Anniversary to this magnificent void! Viktor’s come a long way (and 15lbs) from the little night banshee in the park. He’s such a good boy.
Pro-tip: Everyone shd paint their walls to match their cat’s eyes.
Pro-tip: Everyone shd paint their walls to match their cat’s eyes.
August 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy 2nd Gotcha Day Anniversary to this magnificent void! Viktor’s come a long way (and 15lbs) from the little night banshee in the park. He’s such a good boy.
Pro-tip: Everyone shd paint their walls to match their cat’s eyes.
Pro-tip: Everyone shd paint their walls to match their cat’s eyes.
I am so torn. My in-laws got me this gorgeous art piece made out of a Harry Potter book for my bday, and me 20 years ago would have loved it so so much. HP was a huge part of my life for a long time! But now, she’s just so dreadful and I can’t separate her from her work, so it hurts looking at it.
June 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am so torn. My in-laws got me this gorgeous art piece made out of a Harry Potter book for my bday, and me 20 years ago would have loved it so so much. HP was a huge part of my life for a long time! But now, she’s just so dreadful and I can’t separate her from her work, so it hurts looking at it.
My son is perfectly normal why do you ask
June 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My son is perfectly normal why do you ask
I know Bsky is politicking rn but please accept awkward röund Viktor as an apology for being gone.
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I know Bsky is politicking rn but please accept awkward röund Viktor as an apology for being gone.
My current favorite no-chop salad hack: Packaged power greens + pre-bagged broccoli slaw (sans dressing). You have the dark greens, plus broccoli and carrots and whatever other crunchy things are in the slaw mix, add your own dressing and poof: a surprisingly satisfying salad that requires 0 effort.
May 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My current favorite no-chop salad hack: Packaged power greens + pre-bagged broccoli slaw (sans dressing). You have the dark greens, plus broccoli and carrots and whatever other crunchy things are in the slaw mix, add your own dressing and poof: a surprisingly satisfying salad that requires 0 effort.
Just a reminder that this crap is all a big joke to these dudes. They love to infuriate The Libs with posts like this because they’re bored, rich, and have the sense of humor of an ingrown pubic hair. Please save your rage for more probable scenarios and don’t give their “bad jokes” more oxygen.
April 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just a reminder that this crap is all a big joke to these dudes. They love to infuriate The Libs with posts like this because they’re bored, rich, and have the sense of humor of an ingrown pubic hair. Please save your rage for more probable scenarios and don’t give their “bad jokes” more oxygen.
I want a sticker that says “I love my goblin son” (I’m sure they exist.)
April 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I want a sticker that says “I love my goblin son” (I’m sure they exist.)
Which explains why I got this bit of propaganda eschewing the safety of pipelines on the day they announced the spill.
April 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Which explains why I got this bit of propaganda eschewing the safety of pipelines on the day they announced the spill.
I got this in the mail today & every time I get one of these, it means that somewhere, an oil pipeline is dumping Texas tea in my drinking water. I hadn’t heard about any leaks recently, but Dan got home and he was like, well, there was an oil spill in the Dakotas, and there we are. Like clockwork.
April 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I got this in the mail today & every time I get one of these, it means that somewhere, an oil pipeline is dumping Texas tea in my drinking water. I hadn’t heard about any leaks recently, but Dan got home and he was like, well, there was an oil spill in the Dakotas, and there we are. Like clockwork.
I was digging through photos and I found this one from when Dan had Covid for the first time last year. I was so tired of being alone so I came into his sick cave with a mask and sat on the floor. It sucked but I really like it as a candid moment in time.
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was digging through photos and I found this one from when Dan had Covid for the first time last year. I was so tired of being alone so I came into his sick cave with a mask and sat on the floor. It sucked but I really like it as a candid moment in time.
lol yuuup feel that.
March 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
lol yuuup feel that.
Like, I get it. The 2000’s was a wild west for relatives with design software. But simplify and bring the old one back anyway.
March 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Like, I get it. The 2000’s was a wild west for relatives with design software. But simplify and bring the old one back anyway.
