Nonnas is a lighthearted biopic about a guy who opens a restaurant where all the chefs are Italian grandmothers. It’s directed by Stephen Chbosky and stars 7-foot human thumb, Vince Vaughn, alongside ...

The Nice Guys is a comedy action movie written and directed by Shane Black and starring Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe as a couple of private eyes looking for Margaret Qualley. If they’d had a bit of ...

Toxic is a Lithuanian coming of age movie written and directed by Saulė Bliuvaitė and starring Vesta Matulytė and Ieva Rupeikaitė as two young teenagers looking to find a way out of the slums that the...

Bugonia is a Yorgos Lanthimos film directed by Yorgos Lanthimos and starring Yorgos Lanthimos regular, Emma Stone, alongside Jesse Plemons who is well on his way to becoming a Yorgos Lanthimos regular...

Repossessed is a comedy horror movie written and directed by Bob Logan and starring Leslie Nielsen in the middle of his Naked Gun run. Sort of. Day twenty-three of Spookytober 2025 and we’re heading b...

Wolf House is a found footage horror movie directed by Ken Cosentino and Matt D. Lord. Cosentino is also listed amongst the cast. It is a horrible way to spend seventy minutes with almost no redeeming...

The Wolf House is a Chilean found footage stop-motion film exploring the horrors of captivity, child abuse and white supremacy. It’s directed by Cristóbal León and Joaquín Cocina. Day nineteen of Spoo...

Hit 'Read Notes' for review links My ranked list of every feature film featuring Keira Knightley as listed in her Wikipedia filmography.

The Woman in Cabin 10 is the forty-fourth feature film listed in the filmography of Keira Knightley. Keira returns to the high seas, this time without Jack Sparrow and Orlando Bloom - though ironicall...

A ranked list of all the Johnnie To films I've seen.

A Hero Never Dies is a Hong Kong gangster film directed by Johnnie To and starring Leon Lai and Sean Lau. It had been a minute since I’d watched a bit of To and whilst this is not amongst his best efforts, it still has its share of memorable moments. I mean have you ever seen a paraplegic corpse take part in a final act gunfight before? No, me either. Until now… Like a lot of Johnnie To films this is less about plot and more about the strange camaraderie between gangsters. Lai and Lau are the lead enforcers for

Jafaican is a human rights violation directed by Fredi Nwaka and starring Peter Andre as a white guy posing as a Jamaican to fraudulently make enough money to prevent his gran from being kicked out of...

Nobody 2 is unsurprisingly the sequel to 2021’s Nobody, the John Wick-esque action movie fronted by the unlikely Bob Odenkirk and directed by Ilya Naishuller. I think that film was the first new 5 sta...

Weapons is a horror mystery movie with very dry comedic leanings written and directed by Zach Cregger and starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin. It’s a difficult film to describe without giving the en...

The Naked Gun is a legacy sequel to the classic Leslie Neilson fronted series, directed by Akiva Schaffer and starring Liam Neeson. It’s not as bad as the trailers threatened. What I feared I was goin...

Slave girls from Beyond Infinity is a sort of sci-fi women in prison movie crossed with Predator, made on a budget of around £7.50. It’s written, produced and directed by Ken Dixon and stars Elizabeth...

Last Knights is a low fantasy tale of vengeance directed by Kazuaki Kiriya and starring Clive Owen. It’s mostly very dull and unoriginal, but does at least have a decent extended heist-style scene to ...