John Poster
@eebysleeber.bsky.social
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Skeeting all over the place
Opinions someone elses
Skeeting all over the place
Opinions someone elses
Is Kojima made out of Kojima particles?
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Is Kojima made out of Kojima particles?
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I don't know what I am doing
Just generally
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Just generally
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[ #art #krita #digitalart #artist #originalart #oc #originalcharacter ]
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I don't know what I am doing
Just generally
デーモン
[ #art #krita #digitalart #artist #originalart #oc #originalcharacter ]
Just generally
デーモン
[ #art #krita #digitalart #artist #originalart #oc #originalcharacter ]
I need to like 10 posts to train the algorithm so what happens if i like my own posts
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I need to like 10 posts to train the algorithm so what happens if i like my own posts
I have never eaten cereal for breakfast its always a very good bedtime snack however
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have never eaten cereal for breakfast its always a very good bedtime snack however
I bought a gundam and I’m yet to put it together
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I bought a gundam and I’m yet to put it together
The interesting thing about being a software developer is that I spend a lot of time building nothing of value
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The interesting thing about being a software developer is that I spend a lot of time building nothing of value
IBS is a thought terminating cliche
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
IBS is a thought terminating cliche
The most interesting thing I have ever done is disassociate myself into an out of body experience while my boss is driving down the motorway at 100mph in some shitty Jaguar in absolute silence with no radio. The things i did for less than minimum wage.
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The most interesting thing I have ever done is disassociate myself into an out of body experience while my boss is driving down the motorway at 100mph in some shitty Jaguar in absolute silence with no radio. The things i did for less than minimum wage.
I remember the wise adage I would hear often at school
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I remember the wise adage I would hear often at school
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
Would I gain followers if I posted a picture of my butthole?
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Would I gain followers if I posted a picture of my butthole?
I made an application called the curator and everyone found it very funny
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I made an application called the curator and everyone found it very funny
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
I never got suckered into manosphere content cos I remembered by parents are completely swagless which means I have nothing to worry about
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never got suckered into manosphere content cos I remembered by parents are completely swagless which means I have nothing to worry about
The loneliness pandemic can be cured by drinking colloidal silver but Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know that.
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The loneliness pandemic can be cured by drinking colloidal silver but Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know that.
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
Working class solidarity is impossible because my colleagues are very annoying
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Working class solidarity is impossible because my colleagues are very annoying
Really sad today cos I lost my best friend.
What happened was he came over and my cat was sitting on my chair and he said “why don’t you just move the cat?” And unfortunately I had to put him down after such a diabolical question.
Rip
What happened was he came over and my cat was sitting on my chair and he said “why don’t you just move the cat?” And unfortunately I had to put him down after such a diabolical question.
Rip
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Really sad today cos I lost my best friend.
What happened was he came over and my cat was sitting on my chair and he said “why don’t you just move the cat?” And unfortunately I had to put him down after such a diabolical question.
Rip
What happened was he came over and my cat was sitting on my chair and he said “why don’t you just move the cat?” And unfortunately I had to put him down after such a diabolical question.
Rip
Gamers typically do not play games
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Gamers typically do not play games
I’ve never really understood the purpose of this form of social media for anyone other than public figured but there’s a liberating feeling posting to nobody. It’s like a diary but worse in every conceivable aspect.
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’ve never really understood the purpose of this form of social media for anyone other than public figured but there’s a liberating feeling posting to nobody. It’s like a diary but worse in every conceivable aspect.
A 100x Engineer is someone who spends 99 hours making a confluence page and arguing for approval of the design document for something that takes 1 hour to implement
This is me I’m the 100x engineer
This is me I’m the 100x engineer
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A 100x Engineer is someone who spends 99 hours making a confluence page and arguing for approval of the design document for something that takes 1 hour to implement
This is me I’m the 100x engineer
This is me I’m the 100x engineer
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Liking your own posts is self care
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Liking your own posts is self care
Liking your own posts is self care
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Liking your own posts is self care
I require engagement I deposit 1 cat picture
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I require engagement I deposit 1 cat picture
As SOMEONE with DYSLEXIA I find facebook BOOMERS random CAPITALISATION much easier to READ than normal PROSE
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
As SOMEONE with DYSLEXIA I find facebook BOOMERS random CAPITALISATION much easier to READ than normal PROSE
I remember at school when everyone was getting into twitter and talking about how many retweets they got but you see as a sigma I didn’t partake in such folly and instead cried myself to sleep wondering why my parents gave birth to me
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I remember at school when everyone was getting into twitter and talking about how many retweets they got but you see as a sigma I didn’t partake in such folly and instead cried myself to sleep wondering why my parents gave birth to me
First world society is when I get to make posts to an audience of nobody instead of making food and housing for people
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
First world society is when I get to make posts to an audience of nobody instead of making food and housing for people