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USOutOfDC
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I'm getting too old for this shit...
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Homer Simpson, with a raised beer mug, stands on a stack of wooden beer barrels in front of a Pawn Shop, surrounded by a happy crowd holding beer mugs. The caption reads: "To me! The cause of and solution to all of my problems."
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The children are right to laugh...
From the Simpsons, Ms. Hoover addresses her class. The caption reads: "The children are right to laugh at you, America."
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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That was a fun NYC mayoral debate last night. Let's check the highlights:
Kirk Van Houten gestures at a race car bed. The caption reads: "I go to *every* parade. Do you?" Homer Simpson. The caption reads: "I go to work every day to do my job."
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Time to create that burner account...
C. Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, with an oversized fake mustache, saying "Hello. My name is Mr. Rapur and I come from, uh...someplace far away."
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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An ariel photo of Washington, DC taken in 1992. Surface parking lots cover the site of the present-day convention center.
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A bemused-looking Michael A. Taylor, in a blue Washington Nationals uniform, holds up the baseball he just caught to close out the 2019 NLDS series win over the LA Dodgers.
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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4/4
It turns out, he was right, but like Marge Simpson said: "That's true, but he shouldn't say it." 🤣
Marge, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson on the Simpson family couch. Marge says, "Hmm. That's true, but he shouldn't say it."
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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All the Longbottom Leaf!
August 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Alonzo Mourning headshake.
August 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Simpsons still image of Lisa and Bart about to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors." The caption reads, "Poor predictable MAGA, always takes rock." "Good old rock. Nothing beats that."
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Animated logo for ESPN 8, "The Ocho", from the movie Dodgeball.
July 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Live look at The Bad Site:
Simpsons monkey knife fight gif
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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It wasn't empty, just small - there were dozens of us...DOZENS!
The front side of a red cardstock ticket, stamped with the number 459: Live at Cats Cradle Saturday July 22 RADIOHEAD 300 E. Main, Carrbiro (967-9053) 10 PM* $10 Ticket ($12 Day of Show)
May 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Principal Skinner, chucking, with the caption, "I guess it is a little funny."
April 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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LOL - way to go, Chuck!
A screenshot of a Chuck Schumer skeet, wherein Chuck spouts off some nonsense about history remembering April 9, 2025 "as America's actual liberation day" because Trump "backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco." The number of quote posts is 2.6K, and is circled clumsily in a hand-drawn red circle; the number of likes, 141, is also circled. Between the circles, in hand-drawn red letters, is the word "LOL," expressing the author's amusement at Chuck being ratio'd so brutally.
April 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"Not like that!"
Members of the Black Panther party, armed with rifles, standing on the steps of the Washington state Capitol building in Olympia, protesting gun control, 1969.
April 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I'm stayin'. Finishin' my coffee...
From the Big Lebowski. Walter and the Dude are at the counter of a coffee shop. Walter is speaking in an animated fashion, while a caption reads: "The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint."
April 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Duffman from the Simpsons talking to a corporate-type. Duffman's hands are forming a "W" shape, and he says, "That's a DM you *don't* want to send!"
March 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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From the Simpsons, Rainier Wolfcastle as McBain knees next to the bloody corpse of his partner, Dexter Scoey. He raises his eyes to the sky and yells, "MENDOZAAAAAAAA!" as a primal vow of revenge against his enemy, the corrupt, drug-dealing Senator Mendoza.
March 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"They make your house look like a palace! A castle!"
Scarlett Johansson as "Lexi" in an SNL fake ad for Mike's Marbleopolis. She is wearing a black dress with elaborate gold shoulder bows, and is in front of a purple backdrop upon which are projected images of four marble columns.
March 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I was today years old when I realized that this album cover is to The Band what the Clash's London Calling is to Elvis Presley.
Album cover for The Band's eponymous second album. It contains a black-and-white photo of the five members, set inside a brown rectangle with "THE BAND" in outlined white lettering above it. Album cover for the Black Crowes' second album, "The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion." It contains a black-and-white photo of the five members with the album title inset in black script, set beneath a brown rectangular banner with "The Black Crowes" in gold Gothic-style lettering.
March 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My TL is full of a weird mixture of depressing fascist crap and happy sports stuff, but it needs more cats...so here's Rocky.
Rocky, a 28-lb. domestic short-hair cat with a gray tuxedo coat, lounges on a beige couch against a red throw pillow. He looks quite handsome.
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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It was a great day.
Millhouse "So this is what it feels like when doves cry."
December 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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And of course the perfect response to any gaslighting attempt:
Milhouse But why'd I have the bowl, Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 PM