Does anything actually happen if you double-tap the text?

I like Arnold's poem, but if I weren't familiar with the hills west of Oxford, that line about "the white brow of the Cumner range" would leave me with rather an exaggerated idea of their scale.

I'd put bibliographic trivia within the most interesting 10% of things to ask trivia questions about, but I can easily believe that's an unusual attitude. Maybe I was born to be a cataloguer!

I rather like the idea, if not the implication that this is how actual library shelves are arranged! Might work better as an online game linked to Goodreads or LibraryThing accounts, so it could ask about books likely to interest the players.

I hope you feel better soon! And "obnoxious tickle cough" is a perfectly good phrase – sounds like a troublesome cartoon goblin.