David Lynch knew the essential secret of storytelling: you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you’re also trying to solve a murder

Great way to end the year working on @walkaboutminigolf.bsky.social is finding out that @theryangeorge.bsky.social is a fan of my balls

Remember that time I designed and built the Halloween attractions at Melbourne’s Luna Park?

I remember that time. It was this past month. Best time ever.

Petition to outlaw the use of banjo as hold music.

"Any time you add a function or remove a function in C++ you have to restart the Unreal Editor"

Gamedevs: "Well it's time to get my head around Godot, Unreal, or any of the engines I haven't given attention to"

Me: "Oh damn, you can still make Gameboy games? Gotta learn GB studio"

"It's Raining Men" and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" are about the same event from different perspectives

The new xbox design is just not doing it for me

Finally, I have a new place where I can be angry at unity