Edward DeRuiter
@edwardderuiter.bsky.social
Miller grew up in Los Angeles and every third generation immigrant kid whose grandparents came from Armenia/Iran/Korea etc. is now identical to WASPiest of kids at The Americana Mall, so not only is this horribly racist but he's witnessed first hand how well immigrants successfully assimilate
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Miller grew up in Los Angeles and every third generation immigrant kid whose grandparents came from Armenia/Iran/Korea etc. is now identical to WASPiest of kids at The Americana Mall, so not only is this horribly racist but he's witnessed first hand how well immigrants successfully assimilate
"Don't mention the war"
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"Don't mention the war"
(TV pitch meeting)
"So you know Satan? Well what if he quits Hell and becomes an LAPD homicide detective?"
"We love it, have six seasons"
"So you know Satan? Well what if he quits Hell and becomes an LAPD homicide detective?"
"We love it, have six seasons"
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
(TV pitch meeting)
"So you know Satan? Well what if he quits Hell and becomes an LAPD homicide detective?"
"We love it, have six seasons"
"So you know Satan? Well what if he quits Hell and becomes an LAPD homicide detective?"
"We love it, have six seasons"
Ted Cruz wanted to be a theater kid but was a debate kid who tried to be a jock because he decided he didn't want to be a nerd and ironically he's one of the biggest dweebs on Earth
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ted Cruz wanted to be a theater kid but was a debate kid who tried to be a jock because he decided he didn't want to be a nerd and ironically he's one of the biggest dweebs on Earth
These are all gay porn titles
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
These are all gay porn titles
Shorter plot synopsis:
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Shorter plot synopsis:
West Palm Beach butterfly ballot. That stupid piece of paper changed the course of history. Even Pat Buchanan was like "I didn't get that many votes guys"
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
West Palm Beach butterfly ballot. That stupid piece of paper changed the course of history. Even Pat Buchanan was like "I didn't get that many votes guys"
New bedtime reading just dropped
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
New bedtime reading just dropped
Roses are red
I've got an elephant cock and it burns when I pee, does anyone know a
I've got an elephant cock and it burns when I pee, does anyone know a
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Roses are red
I've got an elephant cock and it burns when I pee, does anyone know a
I've got an elephant cock and it burns when I pee, does anyone know a
"crime-ridden hellhole that needs The US military to invade it in order to save it from itself" < wealthy donors kicking the orange motherfuhrer a bribe
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"crime-ridden hellhole that needs The US military to invade it in order to save it from itself" < wealthy donors kicking the orange motherfuhrer a bribe
The White House didn't even get this f*cked up by those ID4 aliens
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The White House didn't even get this f*cked up by those ID4 aliens
That's not how appropriations work though? First stop is always the agency that has the judgement against them
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That's not how appropriations work though? First stop is always the agency that has the judgement against them
My mom blasts the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences for not awarding me an Oscar
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My mom blasts the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences for not awarding me an Oscar
For a guy who signs everything in Sharpie you'd think he could see what's coming
October 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
For a guy who signs everything in Sharpie you'd think he could see what's coming