Edward DeRuiter
edwardderuiter.bsky.social
Edward DeRuiter
@edwardderuiter.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, General Layabout
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November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Miller grew up in Los Angeles and every third generation immigrant kid whose grandparents came from Armenia/Iran/Korea etc. is now identical to WASPiest of kids at The Americana Mall, so not only is this horribly racist but he's witnessed first hand how well immigrants successfully assimilate
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Don't mention the war"
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
(TV pitch meeting)

"So you know Satan? Well what if he quits Hell and becomes an LAPD homicide detective?"

"We love it, have six seasons"
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ted Cruz wanted to be a theater kid but was a debate kid who tried to be a jock because he decided he didn't want to be a nerd and ironically he's one of the biggest dweebs on Earth
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
These are all gay porn titles
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Shorter plot synopsis:
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Same energy
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
West Palm Beach butterfly ballot. That stupid piece of paper changed the course of history. Even Pat Buchanan was like "I didn't get that many votes guys"
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New bedtime reading just dropped
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Roses are red
I've got an elephant cock and it burns when I pee, does anyone know a
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"crime-ridden hellhole that needs The US military to invade it in order to save it from itself" < wealthy donors kicking the orange motherfuhrer a bribe
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The White House didn't even get this f*cked up by those ID4 aliens
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That's not how appropriations work though? First stop is always the agency that has the judgement against them
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
October 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My mom blasts the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences for not awarding me an Oscar
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
For a guy who signs everything in Sharpie you'd think he could see what's coming
October 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM