Ed VanDyke
@edv42.bsky.social
Ret PacNW native
Bleeding-heart-on-sleeve lib/prog, cisM, Scientific Pantheish
#TBI #H2G2
We are but ideas of the Universe.
Go forth and be a good idea.
Bleeding-heart-on-sleeve lib/prog, cisM, Scientific Pantheish
#TBI #H2G2
We are but ideas of the Universe.
Go forth and be a good idea.
The 'Quiet Piggy' OG
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The 'Quiet Piggy' OG
When you need to mark visitors with a scent to overpower that of your rancid feces-
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you need to mark visitors with a scent to overpower that of your rancid feces-
My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My last 3 brain cells
The desperate fantasies of genome collectibles who think their recessive traits make them supreme in a gene pool of 8 billion, on a planet increasingly less habitable to that particular set of traits.
Good luck.
Good luck.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The desperate fantasies of genome collectibles who think their recessive traits make them supreme in a gene pool of 8 billion, on a planet increasingly less habitable to that particular set of traits.
Good luck.
Good luck.
If the world is USA, left coast gets to experience the world through the clarity of hindsight.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If the world is USA, left coast gets to experience the world through the clarity of hindsight.
But then we discovered DNA, and the inescapable fate of recessive ethnic traits in a gene pool of 8 billion.
And all the people with only a white penis going for them freaked the fck out.
And all the people with only a white penis going for them freaked the fck out.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
But then we discovered DNA, and the inescapable fate of recessive ethnic traits in a gene pool of 8 billion.
And all the people with only a white penis going for them freaked the fck out.
And all the people with only a white penis going for them freaked the fck out.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's gonna be 1 in 7 Americans targeted. They're going to move quickly.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It's gonna be 1 in 7 Americans targeted. They're going to move quickly.
Just give him a shiny.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just give him a shiny.
I have half a paralyzed body, half a field of vision, a 5x5 cm hole in my skull, and sarcoidosis in my lungs.
So the only job for which I'm qualified is President of the United States of America.
So the only job for which I'm qualified is President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I have half a paralyzed body, half a field of vision, a 5x5 cm hole in my skull, and sarcoidosis in my lungs.
So the only job for which I'm qualified is President of the United States of America.
So the only job for which I'm qualified is President of the United States of America.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sick, hungry families will make all kinds of people do unthinkable things for promises of a paycheck..
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sick, hungry families will make all kinds of people do unthinkable things for promises of a paycheck..
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
He'll just keep making Americans poorer, sicker, needier until they're desperate enough to take it out on others.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
He'll just keep making Americans poorer, sicker, needier until they're desperate enough to take it out on others.
Enough folds in that body for the entire cell block to fk him at the same time. 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Enough folds in that body for the entire cell block to fk him at the same time. 🤭
Home Depot must've given Fatty McFuckwit more gold... 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Home Depot must've given Fatty McFuckwit more gold... 🤔
I really need a licensed copy of Photoshop. 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I really need a licensed copy of Photoshop. 🤔
Plenty of Presidents have worn tan suits.
He was just the first to be darker than it.
He was just the first to be darker than it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Plenty of Presidents have worn tan suits.
He was just the first to be darker than it.
He was just the first to be darker than it.
Obviously they begin as liberal "emotional support calves" in Venezuelan insane asylums. Escapee caravans carry them 1000s of miles through predator and cartel infested jungles and deserts, growing stronger every day until the cattle reach maturity, can be registered as anchor baby Democrat voters.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Obviously they begin as liberal "emotional support calves" in Venezuelan insane asylums. Escapee caravans carry them 1000s of miles through predator and cartel infested jungles and deserts, growing stronger every day until the cattle reach maturity, can be registered as anchor baby Democrat voters.
They'll call them "skits" when performing them from their cells in The Hague.
Hegseth's gonna suck a lot of dck for toilet wine.
Hegseth's gonna suck a lot of dck for toilet wine.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
They'll call them "skits" when performing them from their cells in The Hague.
Hegseth's gonna suck a lot of dck for toilet wine.
Hegseth's gonna suck a lot of dck for toilet wine.
Trmp's loyalties aren't cryptic.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Trmp's loyalties aren't cryptic.
It'll cost untold $trillions to make respectable.
But then it'll just take a few seconds.
But then it'll just take a few seconds.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It'll cost untold $trillions to make respectable.
But then it'll just take a few seconds.
But then it'll just take a few seconds.