5/ They get to live the rest of their days in relative obscurity and still close to family. The ortega family is notoriously corrupt and Nicaragua already extended citizenship to some of JOH's former aides / ministers.

4/ I'll have to add Nicaragua as distant #4. It is a tradition of central american nations to provide relief for disgraced heads of state of neighboring central american republics.

Time to cancel subscriptions…

3/ If I were to guess where he will seek refuge 1) Israel with his pal Bibi 2) Ecuador , the one nation in south america who now has a narco president (allegedly).

Argentina comes to mind, but given that Somoza was blown sky high next door, in Paraguay, it might make JOH antsy.

2/

Way too smart a character for the scripted liar we have as press secretary at the WH.