Educated Biscuit
@educatedbiscuit.bsky.social
Recent twitter escapee, no I don’t call it X -
support black and trans lives -
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support black and trans lives -
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Going into battle (parking at Trader Joe’s)
April 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Going into battle (parking at Trader Joe’s)
Really craving a latte made by a he/she/they/them/we
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Really craving a latte made by a he/she/they/them/we
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need more hangers. You just need to get rid of clothes.
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need more hangers. You just need to get rid of clothes.
I don’t smoke cigarettes but UK house music makes me want to smoke cigarettes
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I don’t smoke cigarettes but UK house music makes me want to smoke cigarettes
Sorry I’m late ma’am I was making an iced lavender tiramisu latte
February 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sorry I’m late ma’am I was making an iced lavender tiramisu latte
You know you’re the global hegemon in EUIV when you don’t have to tell your trade fleets to go to port during war
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You know you’re the global hegemon in EUIV when you don’t have to tell your trade fleets to go to port during war
DOECHII BROUGHT A GRAMMY TO TAMPA OMG
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
DOECHII BROUGHT A GRAMMY TO TAMPA OMG
America is on easy mode, blessed with geography and the best neighbors anyone could ever ask for (that we have abused in the past but still ally us) and we STILL bungled it
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
America is on easy mode, blessed with geography and the best neighbors anyone could ever ask for (that we have abused in the past but still ally us) and we STILL bungled it
Went out with the gays last night to a drag show and now I’m headed to Barry’s - the prophecy is being fulfilled
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Went out with the gays last night to a drag show and now I’m headed to Barry’s - the prophecy is being fulfilled
I’m sorry but how is walking backwards on the treadmill even remotely a workout like what battle are you training for
February 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m sorry but how is walking backwards on the treadmill even remotely a workout like what battle are you training for
Obsessed with mesoamerican history right now like lemme put on a podcast about the classic maya please
January 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Obsessed with mesoamerican history right now like lemme put on a podcast about the classic maya please
I got a new job! It’s yes, yes, and more yes in 2025.
January 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I got a new job! It’s yes, yes, and more yes in 2025.
Can someone please explain why a man ties a knot it’s the most impossible thing to undo like it requires the force of 1000 suns
January 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Can someone please explain why a man ties a knot it’s the most impossible thing to undo like it requires the force of 1000 suns
What EXACTLY is a lifetime warranty!? Who defines the lifetime!!? Is it soul bound to me!?
January 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What EXACTLY is a lifetime warranty!? Who defines the lifetime!!? Is it soul bound to me!?
Republicans went from “Don’t tread on Me” to “please sir have a third term”.
January 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Republicans went from “Don’t tread on Me” to “please sir have a third term”.
He’s going to end up having huge numbers of viewers for the inauguration and boast about it like girl it’s not like they could have been there live
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He’s going to end up having huge numbers of viewers for the inauguration and boast about it like girl it’s not like they could have been there live
Okay Bluesky fitness community: thoughts about food/health tracking apps? I’m trying to log everything I intake easily with workouts also tracked. I currently use the Lose It! App.
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Okay Bluesky fitness community: thoughts about food/health tracking apps? I’m trying to log everything I intake easily with workouts also tracked. I currently use the Lose It! App.
It’s me, hi, I’m still googling how combat works in EUIV after about 3,000 hours in.
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s me, hi, I’m still googling how combat works in EUIV after about 3,000 hours in.
Bluesky is starting to feel just like Twitter, I opened the app in public and boom bulge pic
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bluesky is starting to feel just like Twitter, I opened the app in public and boom bulge pic
For the record, if it was President Harris getting inaugurated, idgaf I would be standing outside in the snow seated or standing
January 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
For the record, if it was President Harris getting inaugurated, idgaf I would be standing outside in the snow seated or standing
If I’m sick by my 28th birthday (in 3 days) I think I’m going to start the zombie apocalypse and bite someone idk
January 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If I’m sick by my 28th birthday (in 3 days) I think I’m going to start the zombie apocalypse and bite someone idk
The first thing they do is fight over Greenland and Canada … so much for make groceries affordable again
January 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The first thing they do is fight over Greenland and Canada … so much for make groceries affordable again
Okay team, I’ve got one day to learn French, make $150,000, and lose 20 pounds.
December 31, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Okay team, I’ve got one day to learn French, make $150,000, and lose 20 pounds.
ARTPOP Vegas sphere concert omg imagine
December 31, 2024 at 1:30 AM
ARTPOP Vegas sphere concert omg imagine
Mosquitos in December omg I hate Florida
December 31, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Mosquitos in December omg I hate Florida