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All gods are monsters
@eduardogoldman.bsky.social
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Everything I want to tell you about myself is a quote from a song or a movie.
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Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.

I hope there's coffee.
Uncle Ho Chi Minh
August 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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No cheating: post your lock screen.
Lock screen. A lovely white flower with the time (11.56) in neon green.
July 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This is Víko, king of the potatoes.
I think he's 23 years old, but I'm going to peg his age at "22 going on 23" in honor of (derogatory) the BUTTHOLE SURFERS.
A black cat, looking into the camera, rests on rumpled blankets.
July 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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May this snapshot cheer your day.
Familiar location, the back window of a pickup truck, with a familiar looking yellow square that would usually display a coiled snake emblazoned with, "Don't tread on me." But, lo! What is this?! It's a duck! The duck says, "Throw bread on me."
July 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
A bunny rabbit on a close-trimmed (derogatory) lawn.
July 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I'm from before the internet
A picture of two dandelions. The one on the left is totally transformed into its fluffy, ready to blow version. The one on the right is still brilliantly yellow. It's a bright sun-shiny day.
June 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Now with alt text!
AJamesMcCarthy, 19 June 2025 ㅤ A photo of The Sun, our own special yellow Star. In the lower right quadrant you can see the ISS in silhouette. The roiling, boiling gold fire behind the sharply defined space station is beautiful. What a photo!
June 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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If they're REAL outlaws they'd be communist.
It's a picture of a flyer advertising The Christian Country Outlaws. The flyer shows two men in cowboy hats. They are middle aged, at least, if not older. They have beards (goatees) & the top of their faces are in shadow. The man on the left (to the viewer's eye) is Lonnie Hardy (The Preacher). On our right is Mike Wellman (The Cowboy). "Free concert at Bent Knee Cowboy Church 13415 S. 142nd St., Bonner Springs, KS Friday, June 27th @ 6 PM More Info: (913) 653-3893"
June 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Alt text: Daytime street photo of a young man wearing a smoke mask popping a wheelie on a bicycle while a line of Waymo taxis behind him is on fire.
June 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Happy May Day!
Black and white photo of Uncle Ho
May 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Quote skeet with a movie you know all the lines to.
Johnny Caspar, angry, sweating, rising out of his chair to get at Leo (we're seeing from Leo's point of view), is held at bay by loyal operator, The Dane.
March 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Zen Alt Text
Washing the dishes and sweeping the porch are themselves the path to Buddhahood. Buddhahood does not come because of prostrations and long hours of sitting. Zen is to eat, breathe, cook, carry water, and scrub the toilet, to infuse every act of body, speech, and mind with mindfulness, to illuminate every leaf and pebble, every heap of garbage, every path that leads to our mind's return home. -Thich What Hanh
February 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Do you recognize this light, Mr. Gatsby?
Photo of a house, but only one side is easily visible, because it's nighttime and the porch & driveway light is bright green. This brilliant green light defines the household's car in silhouette.
February 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Chinga La Migra
Railroad overpass in North Lawrence, Kansas. Chinga La Migra is spray-painted in green, white, and red colors.
February 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The first picture is a direct reference to the reelection of Donal d T rump (but it could easily be for his first go-round).
The 2nd one is a screenshot that could be about oh, so many things.
Graffiti on an alley wall. It reads: "You chose a belligerent transphobe, homophobe, racist, sexist, rapist over a qualified candidate." A screenshot of a post from @nacl.sh, it reads: "okay everyone knew this was gonna happen eventually but this is stupid".
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Step on a deity, break your dimensional reality.
One of those airport floors where they've got a design made of tiny tiles of different colors. This one looks like our solar system or an eye. It's a little hypnotic.
February 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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This is where I post from.
Shot of a wall, a tree, and a parking meter. There is snow on the ground. The meter's stalk/base is bright red. The building is light blue, mostly, with white or beige trim. It's the downtown post office. The tree is just in front of the building & its shadow is impressively fine, detailed, and gnarly. The sunlight looks like high noon.
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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This is so beautiful I'd instantly repost but for the fact you didn't include any alt-text description. Please go the extra kilometer.
Eyeball with stormcloud raining within the pupil. The iris is blue. This emoji denotes sadness, the blues.
January 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Death is the ultimate Hamburglar...
Death stalks a crowded room, its incarnation is womanly and severe. Death wears a long, black coat & a white band (scarf, possibly simply a dress shirt collar) frames Death's shadowed countenance. Death wears a black, wide-brimmed hat, reminiscent of a western villain but for the white band between brim and top, and that stripe brings me to the conclusion that Death moonlights as The Hamburglar.
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Breakfast today, and evidence I'm a champion.
A red mug containing black coffee next to a shallow green-ish bowl containing chicken enchiladas with rice & beans. The morning sun plays upon the dining table and the food.
January 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Ursula K. LeGuin on tech (now with alt text).
We have been so desensitized by a hundred and fifty years of ceaselessly expanding technical prowess that we think nothing less complex and showy than a computer or a jet bomber deserves to be called "technology" at all. As if linen were the same thing as flax - as if paper, ink, wheels, knives, clocks, chairs, aspirin pills, were natural objects, born with us like our teeth and fingers - as if steel saucepans with copper bottoms and fleece vests spun from recycled glass grew on trees, and we just picked them when they were ripe... One way to illustrate that most technologies are, in fact, pretty "hi," is to ask yourself of any manmade object, Do I know how to make one?
January 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I didn't get the whole thing, but some alt text is better than none, I guess?
I wanted to share some changes we're making to our hiring, development and procurement practices. Before getting into the details, there is some important background to lay out: The legal and policy landscape surrounding diversity, equity and inclusion efforts in the United States is changing. The Supreme Court of the United States has recently made decisions signaling a shift in how courts will approach DEI. It reaffirms longstanding principles that discrimination should not be tolerated or promoted on the basis of inherent characteristics. The term "DEI" has also become charged, in part because it is understood by some as a practice that suggests preferential treatment of some groups over others. At Meta, we have a principle of serving everyone. This can be achieved through cognitively diverse teams, with differences in knowledge, skills, political views, backgrounds, perspectives, and experiences. Such teams are better at innovating, solving complex problems and identifying new opportunities which ultimately helps us deliver on our ambition to build products that serve everyone. On top of that, we've always believed that no-one should be given or deprived of opportunities because of protected characteristics, and that has not changed. Given the shifting legal and policy landscape, we're making the following changes: On hiring, we will continue to source candidates from different backgrounds, but we will stop using the Diverse Slate Approach. This practice has always been subject to public debate and is currently being challenged. We believe there are other ways to build an industry-leading workforce and leverage teams made up of world-class people from all types of backgrounds to build products that work for everyone. • We previously ended representation goals for women and ethnic minorities. Having goals can create the impression that decisions are being made based on race or gender. While this has never been our practice, we want to eliminate any impressio…
January 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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But, I like to say 'weak sauce'.
An eyeball with a rain cloud in the pupil, signifying sadness (I believe). The iris is blue, as in "the blues".
January 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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BAD BRAINS
BAD BRAINS cassette cover illustration of the US Capital being struck by lightning. All is black and white pen/ink except for the bolt of lightning, which is yellow.
January 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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In 10 years time this rendition of the soon to be extinct coffee bean will be mistaken for the Tesla 'Hungry Mouth' sex toy. It'll be misunderstood as commentary on the many fatal electrocutions occurring across Arizona.
We see a portion of a chalk board menu, close in on a nicely rendered (in white chalk) coffee bean. The only other thing legible is the word "berry," written in pink chalk. I suppose it looks somewhat vaginal. But what do I know?! I ain't no Georgia O'Keeffe!
December 31, 2024 at 4:42 PM