Edward Swaine
@edswaine.bsky.social
Law professor. Personal account, personal views only. Vonnegut's rule: you've got to be kind.
It's Titanic but with iron ore instead of Astors
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It's Titanic but with iron ore instead of Astors
Slutsky joke incoming
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Slutsky joke incoming
Agree, but for the first few weeks school lunches are a disaster
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Agree, but for the first few weeks school lunches are a disaster
Elmer's is also white liquid food, and I'm still cool with that
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Elmer's is also white liquid food, and I'm still cool with that
VA effectively serves a milk punch
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
VA effectively serves a milk punch
anyone who's seen John Steed or Oddjob at work knows that's just common sense
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
anyone who's seen John Steed or Oddjob at work knows that's just common sense
any word crosswise with autocorrect
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
any word crosswise with autocorrect
The government shouldn't be paying insurance companies! The money should go right into the people's accounts! Which they can use only for paying insurance companies.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The government shouldn't be paying insurance companies! The money should go right into the people's accounts! Which they can use only for paying insurance companies.
where "prior" also means "antebellum"
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
where "prior" also means "antebellum"
putting vampires aside
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
putting vampires aside
It's like: "Sure, we have a REALLY REALLY key person, but don't worry. We're paying him so so much he will never die! (Or at least you won't hear about it if he does.) Anyway, the first to sell should be fine."
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's like: "Sure, we have a REALLY REALLY key person, but don't worry. We're paying him so so much he will never die! (Or at least you won't hear about it if he does.) Anyway, the first to sell should be fine."
Plausible. The cut of the suit, though, is not Justin's.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Plausible. The cut of the suit, though, is not Justin's.
actually looks like a LEGO part
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
actually looks like a LEGO part
typical baddy obliviousness
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
typical baddy obliviousness
spoiler alert: daisy goes missing, presumed dead, having first framed gatsby, but returns sheepishly when everyone starts calling him great
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
spoiler alert: daisy goes missing, presumed dead, having first framed gatsby, but returns sheepishly when everyone starts calling him great
it might be helpful to know that the character's name was inspired by the great gazoo, who *was* great at least relative to earthlings
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
it might be helpful to know that the character's name was inspired by the great gazoo, who *was* great at least relative to earthlings
(Running off, sees bear, in woods, and starts talking excitedly.)
Bear: Gimme a sec
Bear: Gimme a sec
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
(Running off, sees bear, in woods, and starts talking excitedly.)
Bear: Gimme a sec
Bear: Gimme a sec
What could be more feminist than relying entirely on Fortuna?
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What could be more feminist than relying entirely on Fortuna?