Ed Schultheis
edschultheis.bsky.social
Ed Schultheis
@edschultheis.bsky.social
Would-be cartoonist into comics, comix, bd & manga.
Epstien was the one who suggested it would be more economic to reduce comic strip and comic book art areas. Jack Kirby and Milton Caniff were furious. But Epstein had all the clout.
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
So that's why my best ideas come to me when I.....
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
"... brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. If your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash them clean."
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 AM
* channeling Beaky Buzzard *

Nope nope nope no no, I don't want to.....
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Definitely a time-traveler. He's got more shirt-pouches than an Image Comics hero.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
This sort of dissatisfaction with peak achievement is the sort of attitude that leads to the Cronut and other monstrosities. :)
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
And Eddie Murphy's agent will contact you about the movie rights.
January 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Of course they can't.

But sometimes you don't want to give up on reading a news article published abroad because you can't afford the page-rate or hourly fee.

There's always "cousin Jimmy" who is only took a few courses in French, got barely passable grades and is really bad. But it beats nada.
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If biases were due to AI programmers, they might be circumventable if a publisher programmed their own.

But biases arrive in dataset implications as well as in requester assumptions.

AI is not a tool which can eliminate biases.

It simply predicts something which seems like a response to a query.
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tiny Tim turned off the life-functions in Jacob Marley's hibernation pod "for the good of the mission."
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Jost what you need the next time you're running an Urban Modern D&D campaign, doing a Lovecraft rewrite or just trying to add some pracical ornamentation to a Piranesi etching...... 😊
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The immortal words of Mario Puzo -- kibitzing in the Marvel bullpen from down the hall at Magazine Managemeent -- "Work faster, little elves. Christmas is coming."
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Now we're waiting for the photo of L. Ron Hubbard and a juvenile Neil Gaiman.
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I was 11 on a trip up the Coast when we stopped in Garborville.
There was a 3D double-bill of Creature From The Black Lagoon and It Came From Outer Space.
Barefoot hippie kids in bib overalls in the audience.
The Lagoon mist smelled like Oregano.
Headline 1 mos later: Garborville, pot capital of CA.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Their current slogan is ACTUALLY an order in the Enochian tongue which compells the primate brain to HAVE A COOKIE!
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Its authenticity is heightened by being shot in LA.
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Well, Louisiana for Los Angeles, CA. But give them credit for the correct initials.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm trying to figure out which star of classic film this is, and where you hid the "Ninas." 😉
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Have you seen Lydia?
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can picture the interrogation-room: the statue as a combination of the bright light aimed at the suspect's eyes and as Bad-Cop. "If you tell me what I need to know, then Pazuzu here won't have to start gnawing your entrails."
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
And when her granddaughter arrived with a basket of goodies it was VERY uneventful. 🙂
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Maybe baguettes appeal to the tipsy. Now that only 10% of the French population consumes daily wine, they're too sober to want a baguette.

Next up, they'll give up sex and cigarettes.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
He also uses the phrase "Ziggurat of Chaos."

Clearly he's already seen the campaign map from your RPG.
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM