Ed Parnell
@edparnell.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, mysterious shadowy figure.
Medium. Substack. Spreaker. Patreon.
I am literally all over the place. Just look for me.
Medium. Substack. Spreaker. Patreon.
I am literally all over the place. Just look for me.
Make sure your bonfire is hedgehog free, please. Unlit, they are ideal habitat for hedgehogs, and I can't imagine anyone wanting something to burn to death. No one worth knowing, anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Make sure your bonfire is hedgehog free, please. Unlit, they are ideal habitat for hedgehogs, and I can't imagine anyone wanting something to burn to death. No one worth knowing, anyway.
To be honest, these days anything much above this is above my salary
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
To be honest, these days anything much above this is above my salary
DIGITAL ID SYSTEM ALREADY HACKED — TWICE
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
DIGITAL ID SYSTEM ALREADY HACKED — TWICE
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
A government test team revealed the new Digital ID system was hacked earlier this year — so ministers disbanded the team and covered it up.
Then it was hacked again, and no one even noticed until the hackers themselves came forward.
It was quite amusing.
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It was quite amusing.
This came up on my feed and it's too good to waste
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This came up on my feed and it's too good to waste
"They are in the Royal Parks eating the Swans".
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"They are in the Royal Parks eating the Swans".
Nigel Farage sulks and holds his own banquet. He didn't want to go anyway. Only stupid people go to banquets. Much more fun at his banquet. And Starmer and Trump are not invited.
September 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Nigel Farage sulks and holds his own banquet. He didn't want to go anyway. Only stupid people go to banquets. Much more fun at his banquet. And Starmer and Trump are not invited.
"Many have tried, Mr President, to extract the sword, from the strongest warrior to the weakest man, but only the true King of all England can pull the sword from the stone!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
September 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Many have tried, Mr President, to extract the sword, from the strongest warrior to the weakest man, but only the true King of all England can pull the sword from the stone!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
"Looks like fun. Mind if I have a go?"
"Please"
PULLS SWORD
"Oh my leige, you are surely our greatest King!"
No seems surprisingly low...
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
No seems surprisingly low...
The way this chimp first hugged his caretaker
August 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The way this chimp first hugged his caretaker
He worked at a nuclear plant. But still...
August 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He worked at a nuclear plant. But still...
Read things carefully. They are not always saying what you think they say
August 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Read things carefully. They are not always saying what you think they say
Made me laugh. Mint rocks. Arch... not so much
August 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Made me laugh. Mint rocks. Arch... not so much
Spot the Difference
August 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Spot the Difference
I didn't do the unexplained podcast tonight. There's enough things happening lately which have no logical explanation. Here's one of them
August 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I didn't do the unexplained podcast tonight. There's enough things happening lately which have no logical explanation. Here's one of them
There will be no news today due to circumstances. Here is a picture of a kitten next to a beermug.
August 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There will be no news today due to circumstances. Here is a picture of a kitten next to a beermug.
In it's continuing effort to keep children safe but promote the British Film Industry, the Labour Party present a family friendly version of Godzilla
August 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
In it's continuing effort to keep children safe but promote the British Film Industry, the Labour Party present a family friendly version of Godzilla
Your friendly reminder
August 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Your friendly reminder
The hurricane is coming!
August 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The hurricane is coming!
He thought it was quiet.
August 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He thought it was quiet.