Because you have fuck me written all over you
Oh? Why is that?
You're not likely to leave the property looking like this
Because you have fuck me written all over you
You're not likely to leave the property looking like this
You're not likely to leave the property looking like this
Also… do not come at me looking like that… you are far too sexy for me to deal with right now.
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I think I could manage that
Please do…
Maybe I should dress up more often
I think I could manage that
I am?
How are you so sweet…?
I would wait for you until the sun died
I am?
Maybe I should dress up more often
I like it a lot.
Maybe I should dress up more often
I would wait for you until the sun died
Sorry to keep you waiting so much.
I would wait for you until the sun died
It doesn't help that when I first met you I was demanding cake. That tends to ruin the fear factor. But I didn't want to scare you anyway. Needed you to be mine
*Chuckles delicately*
It’s funny… I’ve never been afraid of you. From the moment I met you, I knew you were the one for me.
It doesn't help that when I first met you I was demanding cake. That tends to ruin the fear factor. But I didn't want to scare you anyway. Needed you to be mine
There are other things, but that’s a topic for another day…
So territorial over your spoons!
So territorial over your spoons!
Naturally. What happens if I take one of these spoons?
So territorial over your spoons!
Naturally. What happens if I take one of these spoons?
*Huffs at you*
Is this particular spoon your favorite?
Naturally. What happens if I take one of these spoons?
Is this particular spoon your favorite?
This here is my spoon of choice…
Is this particular spoon your favorite?
*Falls back laughing hard*
Somehow this is fitting. I don't know how or why but it makes sense with you
*Falls back laughing hard*
Somehow this is fitting. I don't know how or why but it makes sense with you
It's totally different. Spoons aren't supposed to go with cake. That's very strange
Mine
Mine
It's totally different. Spoons aren't supposed to go with cake. That's very strange
Excuse you! A spoon is a perfectly good utensil for cake eating. If it’s good enough for parfait, then it’s good enough for cake!
Spoon?! What kind of monster uses a spoon for cake. It needs a fork
It's totally different. Spoons aren't supposed to go with cake. That's very strange