How is the sheer centrifugal force not flinging us all into the space wall?

Wait, don’t tell me- next thing you know, he’s flying the plane to his mother’s house.
Hey, you guys got any reporters left over there? Our president is a senile degenerate who’s destroying the country.

I know that look.

The sperm count of this 65 year old man is zero. Math is hard.

I don’t know why this didn’t take hold on day 1.

I feel this so hard! I’ve spent my adult life building my own Guy stable, in the process becoming a valued Guy myself. Thanks for shining a light on this vast unseen network.

Seems like I do that every goddamn day inadvertently, so sign me up Johnny.

Beautiful. When playing practical jokes, the long game is akin to 3D chess. Well done!