It's the day before the feast of St Budget.

Just trying to imagine how the Edward Colston statue case would have gone in this framework.

Very few people have killed as many as Elon Musk has, while grinning gleefully.

Surrey, Mole Valley area.

But the wet bandits are also gods. They take fatal injury after fatal injury and they just dust themselves off and continue their relentless pursuit of Kevin. It should be horrifying, but
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.

Always worth reminding people that infant mortality was once so high that the 1911 census had this question in it, just right there on the page.

If we're being strict with etymology, helicopter should have a silent P.

("Helico" = spiral, "pter" = wing. Same root as pterodactyl).

Bears repeating: people don't send their kids to private school to get good teachers, because the good teachers are in the state sector getting better pay, conditions, hours and (especially) pensions.

They send their kids to private school to exclude the plebs.

Note, the far right guys aren’t going ‘we can vote Labour now they’re speaking our language’, they’re going ‘look, these idiots are smoothing the way for the extremist parties we have very openly said we’ve going to vote for for several years now.’

The purpose of accommodations is to remove from the playing field anything other than the thing the test is supposed to be measuring. If someone is sitting a maths test you want to know that the test result reflects their mathematical skill and nothing else.

Only if you go in there, look down at your arm and loudly say "funny, that wasn't there a moment ago"

Spirit of Eden and Laughing Stock are like holy relics.