If theres one thing I know about the internet its that we're good at breaking maturity filters. Bring on the Mickey Mouse Anakin face fuck gifs.

The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

Can I ask you how to solve a rubik's cube?

Its... familiar...

But not too familiar

I've always said I could maybe handle 5 at once, but if its one at a time, Im definitely hitting like... high 60's

It's the age-old question of how many elementary school-aged children could you beat in a fight before you were overwhelmed, staring you right in the face.

Hell yeah bud! Keep killing it.

Ya know what, I am gonna reactivate my gym membership on monday.

Me after a very long and unhealthy relationship is over: "Man, it feels like I haven't been to the bone temple in at least 28 years."