Edison T. Floof
@edisonfloof.bsky.social
I'm a lorge floofy cat who has to put up with @keab42.bsky.social
I'm at least part Maine Coon.
Banner image by @thepotatocat.bsky.social
I'm at least part Maine Coon.
Banner image by @thepotatocat.bsky.social
Human. No!
It's Christmas not Kissmas!
Stahp!
It's Christmas not Kissmas!
Stahp!
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Human. No!
It's Christmas not Kissmas!
Stahp!
It's Christmas not Kissmas!
Stahp!
It was hard work but I delivered all the presents.
Now make with the turkey and smoked salmon.
Now make with the turkey and smoked salmon.
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It was hard work but I delivered all the presents.
Now make with the turkey and smoked salmon.
Now make with the turkey and smoked salmon.
Human! Did you know there's a yellow alert for heavy rain?
Ask me how I know.
Ask me how I know.
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Human! Did you know there's a yellow alert for heavy rain?
Ask me how I know.
Ask me how I know.
Might have to go protect The Human again. My forehead lacks kisses.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Might have to go protect The Human again. My forehead lacks kisses.
The Human dared to boop my beans!
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Human dared to boop my beans!
I know the second bowl is full, but I can see the bottom of this one!
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I know the second bowl is full, but I can see the bottom of this one!
Update: The Human must be terrified because she keeps giving me little forehead kisses.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Update: The Human must be terrified because she keeps giving me little forehead kisses.
I'm not scared of the fireworks, I'm just cuddling up next to The Human in case she is.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm not scared of the fireworks, I'm just cuddling up next to The Human in case she is.
Maybe The Human loves me after all, she brought me a box!
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Maybe The Human loves me after all, she brought me a box!
The Human just accused me of being rotund! Me!
I'm not fat, I'm big-furred.
This is what peak cat fitness looks like.
She will suffer for this gross insult. Not right now. This is definitely one best served cold. Probably in her shoes.
I'm not fat, I'm big-furred.
This is what peak cat fitness looks like.
She will suffer for this gross insult. Not right now. This is definitely one best served cold. Probably in her shoes.
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The Human just accused me of being rotund! Me!
I'm not fat, I'm big-furred.
This is what peak cat fitness looks like.
She will suffer for this gross insult. Not right now. This is definitely one best served cold. Probably in her shoes.
I'm not fat, I'm big-furred.
This is what peak cat fitness looks like.
She will suffer for this gross insult. Not right now. This is definitely one best served cold. Probably in her shoes.
Look, these biscuits aren't going to make themselves so lay still.
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Look, these biscuits aren't going to make themselves so lay still.
No no no this will not do.
I require two *bowls* of food. Putting two sachets into a single bowl does not count.
Go fetch another bowl and another sachet.
Chop chop!
I require two *bowls* of food. Putting two sachets into a single bowl does not count.
Go fetch another bowl and another sachet.
Chop chop!
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No no no this will not do.
I require two *bowls* of food. Putting two sachets into a single bowl does not count.
Go fetch another bowl and another sachet.
Chop chop!
I require two *bowls* of food. Putting two sachets into a single bowl does not count.
Go fetch another bowl and another sachet.
Chop chop!
The Human just said she was going to "Pickle Priest" me.
Was that a threat? Should I be worried?
Was that a threat? Should I be worried?
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Human just said she was going to "Pickle Priest" me.
Was that a threat? Should I be worried?
Was that a threat? Should I be worried?
Whenever there's a crashing noise in the house it's always "What did you just do Edison?" Or "What did you just break Edison?"
Nobody else ever gets the blame. Nobody thanks me for my hard work improving the Feng Sui of the house.
Nobody else ever gets the blame. Nobody thanks me for my hard work improving the Feng Sui of the house.
October 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Whenever there's a crashing noise in the house it's always "What did you just do Edison?" Or "What did you just break Edison?"
Nobody else ever gets the blame. Nobody thanks me for my hard work improving the Feng Sui of the house.
Nobody else ever gets the blame. Nobody thanks me for my hard work improving the Feng Sui of the house.
Human!
I ate a mouthful of food and now I can see a tiny sliver of the bottom of the bowl. Rectify this at once!
I ate a mouthful of food and now I can see a tiny sliver of the bottom of the bowl. Rectify this at once!
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Human!
I ate a mouthful of food and now I can see a tiny sliver of the bottom of the bowl. Rectify this at once!
I ate a mouthful of food and now I can see a tiny sliver of the bottom of the bowl. Rectify this at once!
Human! Why have you never let me try Honey Mustard dip before?
This is delicious! What other tasty treats have you been keeping from me?
This is delicious! What other tasty treats have you been keeping from me?
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Human! Why have you never let me try Honey Mustard dip before?
This is delicious! What other tasty treats have you been keeping from me?
This is delicious! What other tasty treats have you been keeping from me?
A rare treat. The Human brought me a box!
September 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A rare treat. The Human brought me a box!
I always have to remind The Human that she is legally obligated to share her takeaway with me.
I delivered it, so I earned my share.
I delivered it, so I earned my share.
September 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I always have to remind The Human that she is legally obligated to share her takeaway with me.
I delivered it, so I earned my share.
I delivered it, so I earned my share.
Bleptember you say?
Might have to try to do a little something about that.
Might have to try to do a little something about that.
September 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bleptember you say?
Might have to try to do a little something about that.
Might have to try to do a little something about that.
I'm hungry but I don't like the food that The Human gave me.
August 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm hungry but I don't like the food that The Human gave me.
I'm wasting away from lack of food.
August 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm wasting away from lack of food.
Won't somebody feed me?
August 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Won't somebody feed me?
Look at this humiliation. "Please Do Not Feed Me". This is a crime! It's against my feline rights!
August 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Look at this humiliation. "Please Do Not Feed Me". This is a crime! It's against my feline rights!