@jimmykimmel.com

I've been quiet recently because I'm afraid of the consequences if I ever visit the US again. I'm too soft to go to an immigration gulag.
Your hiatus is the last straw.
#wtf WTF is going there?? Is it the USA or the Kingdom of Trump? When is King Day? You all deserve better.

You have to give it to Trump, as a Brit living in Toronto I know how kind, caring and welcoming Canadians are.
It takes a special type of dick, to rile these mild mannered Canadians.
Simple but eloquent and accurate graffitti.
#trump #nokings #trumpisacunt

This is just a note, plea to our US neighbours. I am sorry that you guys are going through this, regardless of political affiliation.
People shouldn't be losing their jobs, healthcare and their world turned upside down to support the whims of an Orange man and a wanker. You deserve better.

@thayden.bsky.social Star Trek you say....as long as we're including Lower Deck..

@samkuffelwx.bsky.social I am sorry that you are going through this.
All you simply did was to have the courage and bravery to point out the obvious. The obvious unarguable fact that a right wing fascist wanker showed his true colours by performing Nazi salutes.

youtu.be/xXF94rIS9ZI?...

Do you think this is the type of conversation that Trump has in his oval office?
I suppose if you replace "nerd" with "pervert" and "national parks" with "pervert" it'll be accurate.
#westwing
#trump
www.facebook.com/share/r/18KR...

Talk about a great celebrity endorsement of the Rainbow Party of Canada.
www.rpoc.ca
#jesus
#rainbow

Is it sad that I'm proud of myself that I'm in the office before 9am today?
Today was a great reminder that regardless of how old you are, you're always a mummy's boy.
Mum is here visiting and this morning she woke me up, gave me brekkie, walked my dog..

Elon Musk, tou maybe the richest man on earth but you're also the biggest wanker..

Hey all, please be kind, nice and most of all gentle.

It's time for me to get out there and try to find a ladyfriend. I'm going to be honest I'm pretty bad at it, my only saving grace is my English accent i.e. no one can understand what I'm saying.

Any tips? Ps pls dont advice brown bagging me.

Little Leela, so cute and often described as the chic homeless street dog look.

My first ever post on Bluesky, I didn't bother with Twitter and definitely didn't want to touch rightwing X.

What illuminating, life defining words can my first message be?

"bloody hell...Toronto is freezing my bollocks off...".

Aint Shakespeare, but accurate.