Metamucil turns your ass into a soapy water slide.

I need Roman Reigns to finally get that armpit tattooed…shit looks so goofy

Glasses are so humbling…I never knew my ears were uneven

Hey so what are we doing?? Is this the year we all revert back to 90s living?

D is currently having a 20 minute meltdown because he wants to go to a restaurant…when I asked which restaurant he desperately needed to go to it turned out to be Burger King.

Not to mention the only reason Taj didn’t win is because they know he doesn’t need the show. He’s got more than double everyone else’s follower count on insta just sucks he didn’t get that money.

DreTL corny as hell too…I know he’s young but who tf let him think it was cool to pull a Superman bit mid performance???? What a dork.

Ranting about Rhythm and Flow real quick…Sura Ali delusional as hell. She should have been sent home weeks ago because what in the hell did she think she was really doing???

I don’t know what I’m doing here…I haven’t used twitter in years so we’ll see what happens.