it’s always a shock finding out someone you know has had someone close to them pass away, but there’s nothing quite like finding out from asking them if they’ve got anything fun planned for their day off

i love being friends with men. you can text them the vaguest outline of a plan with a date range of nineteen working days and they’ll just reply “in”. and like they’re not kidding

hot mulligan is just waterparks for adults

john bon jovi said “my heart is like an open highway” and we slept on it. WE SLEPT ON IT

yall remember being little. i miss that

hehe

their kinks include being nice to each other

outstanding work from me today including screen sharing my laptop to the company IT helpdesk directly onto a youtube video i was watching called “autistic coded its always sunny moments”