JUST IN!! In a very swift succesful military operation US servicemand has now captured what according to Pentagon is the leader of the most dangerous adversary in Greenland

Donald J6. Cheeseburger Trump cries because NATO has deployed military to Greenland. This was a smart move. It calls his bullshit on needing Greenland due to national security. He has reacted with "punishing tariffs" on the involved countries. Tariffs are payed by the American consumers. Checkmate.