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eD! Thomas
@edequalsaweso.me
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Excels equally in awesomeness and modesty, and always striving to be the best silly goose he can be. Constantly forgets people-names, but will remember your pet’s names, because he has *priorities*.

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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Gonzo, a Muppet with a blue face and large eyes wears a brown fedora and a yellow and black checkered suit. The Muppet has a long, curved beak and is posed with one hand on its hip and the other raised. He also wears a patterned tie. The background is plain white.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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OKIEDOKIE
Rocket, a mini golden-doodle, is sitting on a concrete walkway, wearing a Ghostbusters costume. He is smiling, and his tongue is flopping out a li’l. Truly who you wanna call tbqh. Rocket, a mini golden-doodle, is leaning on a white PVC fence, standing on his hind legs, wearing a Ghostbusters costume. He is smiling at some trick-or-treaters who he wants to be friends. His inflatable Proton Pack is adorable imo
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Just filing some feedback on the iOS 26 beta, hope Apple finds it helpful
My feedback to Apple: Description Please describe the issue and what steps we can take to reproduce it: * Press the buttons to take a screenshot * Wait for a second but it feels like forever, this used to be so damn snappy * Get irritated, press the button again * Oh god now I have two screenshots what the hell * Figure out how to delete one of these two screenshots * Christ where's the thing to copy and delete, I do not need you visual intelligencing this meme, Apple, god * File feedback because this sucks
August 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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On the one hand, I’m afraid of snakes (for some reason, I dunno why), so this would be a tough call if it were my kid*

On the other, I’m so delighted by this fact that I almost wanna go get a corn snake myself. (Almost.)

*jk I’d be a sucker for a presentation, who am I kidding
Part of a very nice presentation a child made on Corn Snakes and why they should have one as a pet: TITLE: Do Corn Snakes Bite? TEXT: If aggravated, cornsnakes will strike, but they don’t have fangs, so if bitten it feels like your [sic] getting gummed. But they won’t bite often.
August 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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In honor of my going to what I think is my 270th @alyankovic.bsky.social show tonight, here's Rocket in his Hawaiian shirt
Rocket, a mini-golden doodle, is sitting on a lawn, wearing a blue, green, and red shirt. He’s smiling, mainly because I’m holding cheese and chicken behind the phone.
July 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will —
A photo of “Weird Al” Yankovic on stage, his eyes bugging a li’l outta his head and his mouth agape. He’s holding his accordion, and wearing a purple floral print shirt I desperately wish I owned.
May 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Okay but at first glance this kebab and fries absolutely looks like Gritty
Gritty, an orange furry Muppet-lookin’ fella with a beard and big-ass googly-style eyes, is hold up his hands with two peace signs. He’s wearing a Philadelphia Flyers hockey jersey because he is their mascot, y’see, a pair of black shorts, and a black helmet. He is kinda shaped like a bell, which I bet is for the Liberty Bell, which is in Philadelphia, a connection I am making in real-time as I type this, holy shit could that be a thing? I dunno! Anyway I don’t care about sports but he’s neato.
April 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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“Avant-garde” was the word that was captured when I took the screenshot, but when I was done with the screenshot, the GIF was frozen on “spaghetti”, and by god I’ll make both of ‘em count this year!
Black text on a white background: “avant-garde” Black text on a white background: “spaghetti”
January 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
A frog sits, mouth agape, with text above and below them: “the horrors are never ending, yet I remain silly”
December 29, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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It’s a struggle tbqh but I throw ‘em into the world when asked
Rocket, a mini golden-doodle, is looking all snuggly and cozy under a blue fleece blanket that has lions on it. He’s on the hardwood floor despite one of his two beds and a whole couch he can go on are like within a foot of him. Fun fact, he didn’t like blankets until this very winter, so this is the first picture I have of him in a blanket I think!
December 20, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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In case anyone needed a li’l Rocket Visiting Santa picture to improve their day, here you go
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is sitting very nicely in front of Santa. He’s wearing a light blue hoodie with dark blue sleeves and an orange hood. There’s a buncha stuffies in the background, which I bet he’d love to chomp apart, but he’s being very good to ensure he stays on the Nice list. He’s also smiling a whole bunch, as one does when you’re with Santa.
December 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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GREAT WORK PAL! Have a snoozin’ Rocket in celebration
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is asleep on a gray couch. My dude looks like he has perfectly toasted chicken tendies for arms, and has a tiny li’l smile ‘cause he’s probably having a great dream.
December 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Hey everyone check out this picture of a Snoozin’ Rocket, you deserve it
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, doing a sweet li’l snooze on a gray couch. What a good boy tbqh
November 19, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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I hope this helps!
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is sitting in some grass, looking at you and smiling, goodness gracious Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is doing a snooze and smiling a little smile, he was probably dreaming of cheese Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is staring at my Mom off-camera, all happy and adorable and looking so Muppet-y
August 14, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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I shall present a Rocket and ask you to give her a birthday-proximity-pal high five from me (my birthday is Monday so like clearly it’s an A+ time of year for nifty people to be born), GREAT JOB @acab4cutie.top!
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, literally chilling on a cool tile floor waiting to see one of his vet pals. It was a good checkup and he got a cookie.
August 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Yeah, been a lot of me going “weird (derogatory)” about them to keep weird (awesome, fun, Gonzo and Al-esque) safe for those of us that identify that way, and it’s helped me, too!

Also some stranger-responding-to-post-in-solidarity pet tax, as one does.
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, doing a sploot on the floor of a Lowe’s. He’s got his tongue out and is looking up lovingly, ‘cause he has no idea what’s going on but is so happy to be included.
July 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Apparently I opened Bluesky JUST IN TIME.
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is laying in the grass and is smiling at you, can you even believe it Rocket, a mini golden doodle, looking all dashing after a haircut. He’s completely rocking a Little Mermaid bandana and is sitting on a red pillow. Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is shaggy as this is before his summer haircut. He’s smiling at my Mom, who is out of frame but she’s there, I promise
July 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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If it will help I also have Rocket basically full-snoot into a Five Guys shake cup but didn’t wanna offer that first as it doesn’t feature much adorable pup-face.
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, sits like a being made of perfectly-fried chicken tenders staring at you. He’s on top of a teal bed, which is on top of a red bed, because he likes to big sploot but also have his chin slightly raised. Anyway he’s super-cute. Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is kinda standing weirdly in my front lawn, waiting for his favorite ball, Ball, to be thrown. He is smiling and having a great time playing tbqh Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is lying on some grass next to a white fence. He has been running after Ball for quite some time and now needs to do a li’l rest, as is his right.
July 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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MANY ROCKET INCOMING
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, sitting on a stoop. His tongue is sticking out ‘cause he’s been running around like a goofball. Speaking of which, he is hanging out with Ball, his ball. Rocket, a mini golden doodle, doing a snooze. He has a li’l smile. Rocket, a mini golden doodle, has just gotten a haircut. He’s wearing a Little Mermaid bandana and is sitting on a red pillow. He has big eyes that are staring at an off-camera bit of cheese. Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is very shaggy and standing on a bench that is out of frame. He’s very smiley.
May 27, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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I am better at dog photos than memes but I tried 🍟
The top sign: “Jesus”, in white text on a blue-green background The bottom sign: An ad for McDonalds, that says “beefy cheesy glory”, showing a quarter pound cheeseburger. Unrelated, damn I’m hungry and want a burger. A green cartoon frog with a strawberry hat, cowboy boots, and a bindle is walking down a dirt road. The caption says “omw to start a new life full of whimsy and nonsense”. I like the li’l frog, they’re cute. A baby elephant has his nose over the face of a relaxed dog who is lying on some grass. Elephant: I do shloop fren? Dog: pls proceed Elephant: *shloop Dog: am rdy Dog: preparing for maximum relaxo
May 27, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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I’m glad you’re back, Darth, I’ve been saving these before-and-during-a-bath photos of Rocket for you
Rocker, a mini golden doodle, is extremely fluffy and brown. He’s sitting in a shower with white tiles on the wall and grey stone on the floor. He is smiling and sticking his tongue out, as you do. Rocket, the same mini golden doodle, is now extremely soggy, now in the middle of a bath. His floof that makes him look large is now hosed down and he looks like an otter that needs a haircut. He is smiling at you, yes YOU, person reading this alt text. He’s in the same white and grey shower as before.
March 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Please enjoy my favorite picture of Rocket waiting to get his chompers on his Valentine’s Day gift.
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, stares at a pink stuffed toy that I bought him for Valentine’s Day. The toy has a look of horror on its face, whilst Rocket, a cute li’l guy, sits in the background, a look of “Must Destroy” burning in his eyes.
February 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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I’m here to help!
Rocket, a fluffy li’l golden doodle, wanting to eat some Breakfast Spaghetti. He is looking very cute and, did, indeed, get some spaghetti.
January 15, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Pet nap posting go
Rocket, a mini golden doodle, is doing a snooze and giving a little bitty smile. Behind him is a brown coffee table that has some papers on it, and he’s lying on a light tan floor. This is an excellent study of different shades of brown imo. He woke up shortly after this and then crawled on my lap and went back to sleep ‘cause he’s a little snuggly guy. Sunshine, a big fluffy golden retriever, is taking a nap, laying on a red, green, and blue plaid blanket, and tucked in with a black and white blanket. I can promise you he was 100% doing the softest snores here, and I was probably 12 seconds away from doing a snug-n-snooze, giving him little noggin scratches while also napping. Tornado, a white lab/terrier mix, is having a quick nap on a giant pillow that has red and blue patterns on it. There’s a maroon couch in the background that she was probably sleeping on right before this picture was taken. She was a good dog who did good naps.
December 30, 2023 at 1:15 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
David Lynch is sitting in the back of a car, wearing a lei: Panel 1, Lynch is looking at the camera: I’ve just had two Cokes Panel 2, Lynch is holding up a can of Coke: two cookies and a Coke. Panel 3, Lynch is looking like he’s thinking of the most beautiful thing in the world, AND HE KINDA IS TBH: Phenomenal! Panel 4, Lynch is covering his mouth in amazement: Wow!
December 28, 2023 at 11:11 PM