You’re a glass half full kind of person, I respect that cos I was so so far from seeing any positives at the time lmao

If I don’t make it to the gym by next Monday, my ancestors will never forgive me for this dishonour.

At least someone on here knows real comedy when they see it 😂

Any time before October 30th and I’m looking at you reeaaaaaal suspiciously 😂😂

Neighborhood watch gotta get them! Community beatings all around!