Eddie Quintana
@eddiequintana.bsky.social
i write for tv. i love maps. I still use 90s slang ‘cause it’s dope as hell. (he/him)
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On a rainy day like today, my son is humoring my choice of a movie to watch.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
On a rainy day like today, my son is humoring my choice of a movie to watch.
“Can you hear me? I don’t want this anymore. I wanna call it off!”
—my continual reaction to living in the A.I. era
—my continual reaction to living in the A.I. era
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Can you hear me? I don’t want this anymore. I wanna call it off!”
—my continual reaction to living in the A.I. era
—my continual reaction to living in the A.I. era
Hour 9 (of 84) as a solo dad.
(Granted, for the first five hours, he was in school.)
(Granted, for the first five hours, he was in school.)
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hour 9 (of 84) as a solo dad.
(Granted, for the first five hours, he was in school.)
(Granted, for the first five hours, he was in school.)
That guy writes the MOST unique, personalized inscriptions…
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
That guy writes the MOST unique, personalized inscriptions…
There’s another rally this afternoon at El Capitan at 4:30pm.
September 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There’s another rally this afternoon at El Capitan at 4:30pm.
Thanks to the @wgawest.bsky.social Latinx and LGBTQ+ Writers Committees for hosting a screening of the finale last night!
September 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thanks to the @wgawest.bsky.social Latinx and LGBTQ+ Writers Committees for hosting a screening of the finale last night!
The series finale of Acapulco hits Apple TV+ today. So proud to have been a tiny part of the show!
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The series finale of Acapulco hits Apple TV+ today. So proud to have been a tiny part of the show!
Okay wow, they are full on going for it. Okayyyyyy.
September 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Okay wow, they are full on going for it. Okayyyyyy.
You sure about this, HBO Max?!
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You sure about this, HBO Max?!
Eighteen years after it was published and eight years after I saw the musical, I finally read Fun Home.
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I’m devastated. It really hit hard.
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I’m devastated. It really hit hard.
August 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Eighteen years after it was published and eight years after I saw the musical, I finally read Fun Home.
…
I’m devastated. It really hit hard.
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I’m devastated. It really hit hard.
This is the quote I think about the most (aside from maybe the ending): "I realized these were all the snapshots which our children would look at someday with wonder, thinking their parents had lived smooth, well-ordered lives..." www.goodreads.com/quotes/29131...
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is the quote I think about the most (aside from maybe the ending): "I realized these were all the snapshots which our children would look at someday with wonder, thinking their parents had lived smooth, well-ordered lives..." www.goodreads.com/quotes/29131...
Me: What do you want to do?
My 5yo: CBD!
Me: What?!
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Took awhile to figure out what he meant…
My 5yo: CBD!
Me: What?!
…
Took awhile to figure out what he meant…
August 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me: What do you want to do?
My 5yo: CBD!
Me: What?!
…
Took awhile to figure out what he meant…
My 5yo: CBD!
Me: What?!
…
Took awhile to figure out what he meant…
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
It’s all fun and games until Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon becomes the highest paid public employee in your state.
June 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s all fun and games until Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon becomes the highest paid public employee in your state.
If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Simpson/Green Shirt Guy 2028!
May 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Simpson/Green Shirt Guy 2028!
I think they put the word out recently for Democrats to start showing some guts on social media.
April 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I think they put the word out recently for Democrats to start showing some guts on social media.
The final Quintana sibling gets married today. (I officiated all three of their weddings.)
April 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The final Quintana sibling gets married today. (I officiated all three of their weddings.)
Each time I turn in a pilot script, I light a prayer candle (with a saint that’s relevant to that script).
March 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Each time I turn in a pilot script, I light a prayer candle (with a saint that’s relevant to that script).
My dog and the Pokémon she looks like.
January 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My dog and the Pokémon she looks like.
Explain your username:
January 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Explain your username: