Eddie Purple
@eddiepurple.bsky.social
Editor, animation, idiot.
https://twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
https://twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
Apologies for the ugly scenes yesterday as the technology failed at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , heads have rolled and the channel has now pivoted to AI. Join us from 10AM for more #ck3 action and exciting recipes for glue on pizza.
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Apologies for the ugly scenes yesterday as the technology failed at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , heads have rolled and the channel has now pivoted to AI. Join us from 10AM for more #ck3 action and exciting recipes for glue on pizza.
On twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we are playing what Edmonds would call "A Powerful Game", the Japanese Empire split into three and an imminent Mongolian invasion. It's hotting up, get in on the #ck3 action every weekday from 10AM - 2PM UK time. It's fun!
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
On twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we are playing what Edmonds would call "A Powerful Game", the Japanese Empire split into three and an imminent Mongolian invasion. It's hotting up, get in on the #ck3 action every weekday from 10AM - 2PM UK time. It's fun!
Edmonds isn't happy that we're going back to Dobuita in #Shenmue from 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , but that's what we're doing! Join us for our bi-weekly Ryo Hazuki update, and then over to the Dream Factory for more DOND!
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Edmonds isn't happy that we're going back to Dobuita in #Shenmue from 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , but that's what we're doing! Join us for our bi-weekly Ryo Hazuki update, and then over to the Dream Factory for more DOND!
It's a new week, and things are 20% more christmassy at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , join us from 10AM every weekday for more fun!
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It's a new week, and things are 20% more christmassy at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , join us from 10AM every weekday for more fun!
Happy weekend! The "technical issues" with my streaming PC have matured into a potential catastrophe. Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to quit sniffing glue.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy weekend! The "technical issues" with my streaming PC have matured into a potential catastrophe. Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to quit sniffing glue.
What do you get the ageing Shogun in your life who has everything? Retirement? A nice long rest? From 10AM today, we decide whether to give Shogun Sausage Rolls the rest he so sorely craves, or we work him until he drops dead. YOU DECIDE!! From 10AM every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
What do you get the ageing Shogun in your life who has everything? Retirement? A nice long rest? From 10AM today, we decide whether to give Shogun Sausage Rolls the rest he so sorely craves, or we work him until he drops dead. YOU DECIDE!! From 10AM every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !
This is how good Tuesday Morning feels at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . If you want a piece of THIS action, join us from 10AM-2PM every weekday (UK) for #ck3 action and fun chat!
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This is how good Tuesday Morning feels at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade . If you want a piece of THIS action, join us from 10AM-2PM every weekday (UK) for #ck3 action and fun chat!
MURDER!! Everything was going so well for young Our Price, the all-conquering Shogun of Japan, until he was torn apart by his rivals. Now his son has plunged the country into debt and the vassels are revolting, join us at 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday for another fix!
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
MURDER!! Everything was going so well for young Our Price, the all-conquering Shogun of Japan, until he was torn apart by his rivals. Now his son has plunged the country into debt and the vassels are revolting, join us at 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday for another fix!
Worried that watching today's stream at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , 10-2PM UK Time, might be just TOO exciting? Noel's got you covered!! Join us for more #ck3 fun , then we'll close off the week with Noel and a channel favourite. It's fun! Join us! No singing this time!
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Worried that watching today's stream at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , 10-2PM UK Time, might be just TOO exciting? Noel's got you covered!! Join us for more #ck3 fun , then we'll close off the week with Noel and a channel favourite. It's fun! Join us! No singing this time!
We explore the DUALITY OF MAN today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade with a dose of #Shenmue and a #DOND chaser. Join us at 10AM for a right old laugh!
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
We explore the DUALITY OF MAN today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade with a dose of #Shenmue and a #DOND chaser. Join us at 10AM for a right old laugh!
Massive win for Hurd, congratulations.
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Massive win for Hurd, congratulations.
Christmas Has Started!! TODAY on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , I perform the long-awaited Tinsel Song, LIVE, around midday!! FIVE instruments including the Nasal Recorder, not including my terried face singing into a camera. Don't miss it!! Streaming from 10AM every weekday! #ck3
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Christmas Has Started!! TODAY on twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , I perform the long-awaited Tinsel Song, LIVE, around midday!! FIVE instruments including the Nasal Recorder, not including my terried face singing into a camera. Don't miss it!! Streaming from 10AM every weekday! #ck3
Does it annoy me that not ALL of Japan is under our thumb? Sum. Hopefully today is the day we're actually allowed to declare war on people who aren't like us! Join us for 'sum' Friday morning violence, then SOME MORE NOEL in the afternoon! Starting NOW at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Does it annoy me that not ALL of Japan is under our thumb? Sum. Hopefully today is the day we're actually allowed to declare war on people who aren't like us! Join us for 'sum' Friday morning violence, then SOME MORE NOEL in the afternoon! Starting NOW at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
Who wore it better? Find out in #ck3 #crusaderkings from 10AM every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !! I'm live now!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Who wore it better? Find out in #ck3 #crusaderkings from 10AM every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !! I'm live now!!
Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we have a new companion... not Kampaku Ben Shepherd who will certainly die today, but the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny, ready to flash her gams at anyone who finds themselves lurking! Phwoar!! Join us from 10AM every weekday to see said gams. #ck3 #crusaderkings
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we have a new companion... not Kampaku Ben Shepherd who will certainly die today, but the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny, ready to flash her gams at anyone who finds themselves lurking! Phwoar!! Join us from 10AM every weekday to see said gams. #ck3 #crusaderkings
"Eddie, have you been doing much edit work over the past few months?" "Yes, playing my children's toys, watching Bond and Edmonds, and definitely not wanking myself daft over the Caramel Bunny."
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Eddie, have you been doing much edit work over the past few months?" "Yes, playing my children's toys, watching Bond and Edmonds, and definitely not wanking myself daft over the Caramel Bunny."
It's a new week, and over in 11th Century Japan this fella is a few steps away from being in charge of the whole ruddy country. Will he die today, undoing all his hard work? Almost certainly! Join us from 10AM every weekday for more #ck3 #crusaderkings action and chat! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It's a new week, and over in 11th Century Japan this fella is a few steps away from being in charge of the whole ruddy country. Will he die today, undoing all his hard work? Almost certainly! Join us from 10AM every weekday for more #ck3 #crusaderkings action and chat! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade
Charlotte and her massive jumper are delighted that they're both featured in a BRAND NEW ANIMATED EMOTE, only available to subscribers at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! Join us from 10AM every weekday for four hours of daily fun and a friendly community! Also #ck3 and #NoelEdmonds .
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Charlotte and her massive jumper are delighted that they're both featured in a BRAND NEW ANIMATED EMOTE, only available to subscribers at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! Join us from 10AM every weekday for four hours of daily fun and a friendly community! Also #ck3 and #NoelEdmonds .
These two are smiling because they found out we're visiting The Dream Factory today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , after playing Rockstar Ate My Hamster on the #Amiga and the Rocky Horror Show on the #Spectrum . A full 4 hours ahead that I hope will 'rock' your world, ahahahaha. Join us!
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
These two are smiling because they found out we're visiting The Dream Factory today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , after playing Rockstar Ate My Hamster on the #Amiga and the Rocky Horror Show on the #Spectrum . A full 4 hours ahead that I hope will 'rock' your world, ahahahaha. Join us!
Brand new on-screen emote goes live NOW at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade. ZORIN trouble if you miss it! Watch us every weekday from 10AM to 2PM for MAX pleasure!
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Brand new on-screen emote goes live NOW at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade. ZORIN trouble if you miss it! Watch us every weekday from 10AM to 2PM for MAX pleasure!
"Tis better to have love and lost..." "Try it." - Men in Black. Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade this week, 10AM - 2PM, for your daily dose of love and drama. And that's just the host, hahahahahahahaha! Seriously though do join us, it's good. #ck3 #crusaderkings
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"Tis better to have love and lost..." "Try it." - Men in Black. Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade this week, 10AM - 2PM, for your daily dose of love and drama. And that's just the host, hahahahahahahaha! Seriously though do join us, it's good. #ck3 #crusaderkings
We've got motherfucking hot water back all thanks to me your dad god
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We've got motherfucking hot water back all thanks to me your dad god
Men: What's stopping you looking like this? Find out LIVE from 10AM today for the final stream of the week! Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for fun! And #ck3 #crusaderkings, to get those hashtags in there.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Men: What's stopping you looking like this? Find out LIVE from 10AM today for the final stream of the week! Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade for fun! And #ck3 #crusaderkings, to get those hashtags in there.
A sad day yesterday. A sad, sad day as Kokushi Monsters sadly passed away, leaving his son to have to re-seduce the Emperor all over again. Is he up to the task of banging another Emperor? Find out from 10AM! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !! Join us every weekday!! #ck3 #crusaderkings #allunderheaven
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A sad day yesterday. A sad, sad day as Kokushi Monsters sadly passed away, leaving his son to have to re-seduce the Emperor all over again. Is he up to the task of banging another Emperor? Find out from 10AM! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade !! Join us every weekday!! #ck3 #crusaderkings #allunderheaven