What happened to the orange oaf's claim that he could end the war/invasion in "24 hours"?

Why doesn't he fix the Middle East next weekend, and sort out the global economy during his lunch break?

An occasional dream

Apparently something similar happened to David Blunkett on the tube at Westminster, and he even had his dog with him at the time! #mindTheGap

This one went under the hammer ...

Hold my beer ...

The collectivist's nomenclature of specificity may, pace Derrida, depend upon absence as much as, if not more than, presence. Here, for example, lack may be expressed as "wants cartoon cover" (I'm sure I had one once, an import with a deletion nick in the heavy card sleeve from Virgin Marble Arch).

Reposted from the other place ... #heresOneIMadeEarlier

Elon looking at Twitter

Here they are when I saw them at the Hammersmith Odeon!

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