You are I suspect overly kind.

Shame also on the disgusting sycophants who arranged for this farce to take place.

This being the internet, I feel obliged to be obnoxiously & self-righteously pedantic ;)

Largest flying birds by mass:-
Kori Bustard (up to 20kg)

Largest flying birds by wingspan:-
Wandering Albatross (up to 3.65 metres)

Have a lovely ornithological day!

Well done to those who printed & added the wraparound 'improved' front page!

I can see THIS post now...

It's probably just as well that I don't understand what spoonerisms are ;)

A beautiful Painted Lady.

Here's my Red Admiral!

While the key signature indicates a flattened 'B', doesn't that indicate the key of either F major or D minor?

This IS the internet & pedantry is obligatory ;)

I am a founder member of Inglish Rubbish Acronyms
- and you look very smart!

Is it Jesus?

That may actually be a little overgenerous to 'POP' (Putin's Orange Pawn) on his mission to Make America Grovel Abjectly