Eddie Dean of New York
@eddeann19eteen.bsky.social
I travel with the finest!
Gunslinger
Christian persecutor
Judger
Right-wing despiser
Constant-ish Reader
Biggest, meanest asshole you may ever meet.
Watch out for Dandelo!
Gunslinger
Christian persecutor
Judger
Right-wing despiser
Constant-ish Reader
Biggest, meanest asshole you may ever meet.
Watch out for Dandelo!
We walk the streets at night, we go where eagles dare
They pick up every movement, they pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features, you think they really care
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
They pick up every movement, they pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features, you think they really care
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We walk the streets at night, we go where eagles dare
They pick up every movement, they pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features, you think they really care
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
They pick up every movement, they pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features, you think they really care
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
In this world we can tell a lot about what's most important to people by the signs.
Whether they be obvious or subtle, you just have to know what to look for...
Whether they be obvious or subtle, you just have to know what to look for...
July 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
In this world we can tell a lot about what's most important to people by the signs.
Whether they be obvious or subtle, you just have to know what to look for...
Whether they be obvious or subtle, you just have to know what to look for...
All this president playing pretend is fuckin unreal.
Childish, in fact.
He's no Superman.
He's Clark Can't
Childish, in fact.
He's no Superman.
He's Clark Can't
July 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
All this president playing pretend is fuckin unreal.
Childish, in fact.
He's no Superman.
He's Clark Can't
Childish, in fact.
He's no Superman.
He's Clark Can't
He's a fuckin toon!
May 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He's a fuckin toon!
How it started How it's going
May 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How it started How it's going
I'm curious, how many horsepower does one horse have?
And when it comes to horsepower, which breed of horse are they measuring, exactly?
Because I know there are some horses that are stronger than others.
And when it comes to horsepower, which breed of horse are they measuring, exactly?
Because I know there are some horses that are stronger than others.
April 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm curious, how many horsepower does one horse have?
And when it comes to horsepower, which breed of horse are they measuring, exactly?
Because I know there are some horses that are stronger than others.
And when it comes to horsepower, which breed of horse are they measuring, exactly?
Because I know there are some horses that are stronger than others.
If you can't see the post, it's here.
She blocked me.
She doesn't need anymore pets.
She blocked me.
She doesn't need anymore pets.
April 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you can't see the post, it's here.
She blocked me.
She doesn't need anymore pets.
She blocked me.
She doesn't need anymore pets.
Daniel Kraus is the new Cait Corrain.
April 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Daniel Kraus is the new Cait Corrain.
None of this is new.
White people have been avoiding prosecution from the worst crimes since the beginning.
That's why white people punishment is far less severe than non-white people punishment.
Thanks a lot, god. You fuckin asshole!
White people have been avoiding prosecution from the worst crimes since the beginning.
That's why white people punishment is far less severe than non-white people punishment.
Thanks a lot, god. You fuckin asshole!
April 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
None of this is new.
White people have been avoiding prosecution from the worst crimes since the beginning.
That's why white people punishment is far less severe than non-white people punishment.
Thanks a lot, god. You fuckin asshole!
White people have been avoiding prosecution from the worst crimes since the beginning.
That's why white people punishment is far less severe than non-white people punishment.
Thanks a lot, god. You fuckin asshole!
"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers"
April 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers"
Me in the national security team group chat
(I couldn't resist)
(I couldn't resist)
March 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me in the national security team group chat
(I couldn't resist)
(I couldn't resist)
Step 3: Keep 'em stupid!
Historically red state idiots claim the libs have ruined their lives.
Republicans had no problems convincing them of this because they're too stupid to understand.
This is why they want to dissolve the DOE.
Historically red state idiots claim the libs have ruined their lives.
Republicans had no problems convincing them of this because they're too stupid to understand.
This is why they want to dissolve the DOE.
March 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Step 3: Keep 'em stupid!
Historically red state idiots claim the libs have ruined their lives.
Republicans had no problems convincing them of this because they're too stupid to understand.
This is why they want to dissolve the DOE.
Historically red state idiots claim the libs have ruined their lives.
Republicans had no problems convincing them of this because they're too stupid to understand.
This is why they want to dissolve the DOE.
Maximizing transparency apparently doesn't include releasing Trump's classified documents case reports.
Probably because he says he did nothing wrote and has nothing to hide.
Probably because he says he did nothing wrote and has nothing to hide.
March 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Maximizing transparency apparently doesn't include releasing Trump's classified documents case reports.
Probably because he says he did nothing wrote and has nothing to hide.
Probably because he says he did nothing wrote and has nothing to hide.
Kid Rock looks like Dr Phil pretending to be Kid Rock
March 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kid Rock looks like Dr Phil pretending to be Kid Rock
All props provided by Don Jr.
It's not real fentanyl, but it's probably real cocaine
It's not real fentanyl, but it's probably real cocaine
March 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
All props provided by Don Jr.
It's not real fentanyl, but it's probably real cocaine
It's not real fentanyl, but it's probably real cocaine
Oldie but goodie!
March 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oldie but goodie!
The look on your face when the Temu assassin you hired is better than you were told he would be.
Talk about missed opportunities
Talk about missed opportunities
March 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The look on your face when the Temu assassin you hired is better than you were told he would be.
Talk about missed opportunities
Talk about missed opportunities
What's he in Michigan?
Doesn't he have a job in Russia?
I swear to god I just want to smack that little fuckin prick!
Doesn't he have a job in Russia?
I swear to god I just want to smack that little fuckin prick!
March 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What's he in Michigan?
Doesn't he have a job in Russia?
I swear to god I just want to smack that little fuckin prick!
Doesn't he have a job in Russia?
I swear to god I just want to smack that little fuckin prick!
Do you remember your first car?
I do!
I do!
March 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do you remember your first car?
I do!
I do!
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Ha!
They run in packs.
Or rather, walk. It's hard to run when you're sucking down milkshakes all goddamn day.
They run in packs.
Or rather, walk. It's hard to run when you're sucking down milkshakes all goddamn day.
March 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ha!
They run in packs.
Or rather, walk. It's hard to run when you're sucking down milkshakes all goddamn day.
They run in packs.
Or rather, walk. It's hard to run when you're sucking down milkshakes all goddamn day.
How I learned my ABCs
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
How I learned my ABCs
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Must be good.
Fuckin better be
Fuckin better be
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Must be good.
Fuckin better be
Fuckin better be