As someone who always blinks mid-photo I feel Alan's pain #CelebrityTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
As someone who always blinks mid-photo I feel Alan's pain #CelebrityTraitors
Devastated that I'm going to have to boycott future Dean Cain projects such as "Hank's Christmas Wish 3: Elvis Lives" & "Pickleball Pandemonium"
August 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Devastated that I'm going to have to boycott future Dean Cain projects such as "Hank's Christmas Wish 3: Elvis Lives" & "Pickleball Pandemonium"
Halfdan implies the existence of a 12 foot tall Dan. Too terrifying for #Eurovision
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Halfdan implies the existence of a 12 foot tall Dan. Too terrifying for #Eurovision
I wasn't planning to touch anything like that today, but thanks for keeping an eye out for me, Bute Council
March 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I wasn't planning to touch anything like that today, but thanks for keeping an eye out for me, Bute Council
Whoever provided the screenshot for this: take a bow @the-independent.com
February 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Whoever provided the screenshot for this: take a bow @the-independent.com
Nosferatu (2025, dir. Robert Eggers)
February 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nosferatu (2025, dir. Robert Eggers)
Don't be put off by this album if you've only heard Kayleigh, Happiness is the Road by Marillion (Volume One in particular) is an ambient, beautiful piece of music. It has influences from Gospel, Talk Talk, British 00s pop, and is a warm, touching journey through life that's brimming with optimism
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Don't be put off by this album if you've only heard Kayleigh, Happiness is the Road by Marillion (Volume One in particular) is an ambient, beautiful piece of music. It has influences from Gospel, Talk Talk, British 00s pop, and is a warm, touching journey through life that's brimming with optimism
I'd forgotten how much I've missed the Harry Hill side talk to camera
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'd forgotten how much I've missed the Harry Hill side talk to camera
Just your standard 2,000 calorie hotel breakfast
January 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just your standard 2,000 calorie hotel breakfast
My favourite band: Van De Graaf Gerwenator #WorldDartsChampionship
December 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
My favourite band: Van De Graaf Gerwenator #WorldDartsChampionship
Romania joining Schengen
We didn't start the fire
We didn't start the fire
December 15, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Romania joining Schengen
We didn't start the fire
We didn't start the fire
This headline is misleading. Gregg's best man was a work colleague who's never even been to his house. Gregg doesn't have any friends.
December 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This headline is misleading. Gregg's best man was a work colleague who's never even been to his house. Gregg doesn't have any friends.
Her: baby come over
Me: I can't, you're an erupting volcano
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
Me: I can't, you're an erupting volcano
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Her: baby come over
Me: I can't, you're an erupting volcano
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
Me: I can't, you're an erupting volcano
Her: my parents aren't home
Me:
Me everytime I go onto my socials and see the worst takes known to humanity
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Me everytime I go onto my socials and see the worst takes known to humanity
Thought I'd see what's happening on X. The advertisement money really has dried up like the gammon that use it.
November 29, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Thought I'd see what's happening on X. The advertisement money really has dried up like the gammon that use it.
Schindler's Lift
November 23, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Schindler's Lift
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
In awe at this flat boi I found at the National History Museum.
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
In awe at this flat boi I found at the National History Museum.
Me when I get a reply after posting on X by mistake
November 17, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me when I get a reply after posting on X by mistake