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This is a catastrophe that should force Noem out of a job and out of public life entirely
July 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is a catastrophe that should force Noem out of a job and out of public life entirely
When your kindergartener wakes you up by announcing, “I need to look fancy today” and then comes back 5 minutes later with, “I need my scrub top,” you know that kindergarten graduation is going to be interesting.
June 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
When your kindergartener wakes you up by announcing, “I need to look fancy today” and then comes back 5 minutes later with, “I need my scrub top,” you know that kindergarten graduation is going to be interesting.
Our summer law clerks started today and mine asked in I wanted her to use blue book for citations and I was like … “just give me whatever I can paste into westlaw and find the right case. I haven’t used my bourbon in 7 years.”
…Yes I did end up using it an hour later to help with a brief.
…Yes I did end up using it an hour later to help with a brief.
May 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Our summer law clerks started today and mine asked in I wanted her to use blue book for citations and I was like … “just give me whatever I can paste into westlaw and find the right case. I haven’t used my bourbon in 7 years.”
…Yes I did end up using it an hour later to help with a brief.
…Yes I did end up using it an hour later to help with a brief.
I can turn off the chat feature for games but I’m a little concerned about her having access to the iNaturalist message boards. 😐 What are some other free plant ID apps?
May 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I can turn off the chat feature for games but I’m a little concerned about her having access to the iNaturalist message boards. 😐 What are some other free plant ID apps?
We setup an old iPhone so my 10 year old could use it for podcasts and music and the first thing she requested was a Plant ID app.
May 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
We setup an old iPhone so my 10 year old could use it for podcasts and music and the first thing she requested was a Plant ID app.
Nobody prepares you for the moment you try to throw your hands up to Party in the USA and then remember you are almost 40 and at a children’s Easter egg hunt and not a friend’s wedding.
April 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nobody prepares you for the moment you try to throw your hands up to Party in the USA and then remember you are almost 40 and at a children’s Easter egg hunt and not a friend’s wedding.
Just a lawyer out here wondering if I can update my Litigation Hold memo to not include the required retention of floppy disks. 🫠
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just a lawyer out here wondering if I can update my Litigation Hold memo to not include the required retention of floppy disks. 🫠
My 6 year old keeps insisting that she needs to read while doing everything and I just don’t know where she gets it from.
April 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My 6 year old keeps insisting that she needs to read while doing everything and I just don’t know where she gets it from.
She is now riding her bike. Not doing math.
March 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
She is now riding her bike. Not doing math.
Then we went outside where she got out her bicycle and then she remembered she needs her clipboard. So she went back in and got that.
March 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Then we went outside where she got out her bicycle and then she remembered she needs her clipboard. So she went back in and got that.
Then, she needed to gather all her accessories, during which she forgot the math inside.
March 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Then, she needed to gather all her accessories, during which she forgot the math inside.
Nothing quite prepared me for the part of parenting where the six year old demands to go outside to do math in the alley.
March 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Nothing quite prepared me for the part of parenting where the six year old demands to go outside to do math in the alley.
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As a surgeon, I know the value of precision. A scalpel allows for careful, targeted intervention—minimizing harm while addressing the problem. But when you’ve already taken a chainsaw to the body, switching to a scalpel won’t stop the hemorrhage.
March 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As a surgeon, I know the value of precision. A scalpel allows for careful, targeted intervention—minimizing harm while addressing the problem. But when you’ve already taken a chainsaw to the body, switching to a scalpel won’t stop the hemorrhage.
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You voted for a corrupt sexual predator who assaulted multiple women and even admitted it on tape. What did you think would happen?
February 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You voted for a corrupt sexual predator who assaulted multiple women and even admitted it on tape. What did you think would happen?
I also learned that sewing uniforms for mascots is a job.
February 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I also learned that sewing uniforms for mascots is a job.
I’m glad I don’t have to account for what I did last week because it’s just embarrassing to admit that I woke up at 4am with an urgent need to google whether sensory socks are considered restraints.
February 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m glad I don’t have to account for what I did last week because it’s just embarrassing to admit that I woke up at 4am with an urgent need to google whether sensory socks are considered restraints.
I’m going to need AirBnB to add a feature where I can specify the number of coat hooks I require in a home because wow do people not think they are necessary for ski houses.
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m going to need AirBnB to add a feature where I can specify the number of coat hooks I require in a home because wow do people not think they are necessary for ski houses.
Does “single sex spaces in workplaces” mean women need to return to a typing pool and sing A Secretary Is Not A Toy?
January 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Does “single sex spaces in workplaces” mean women need to return to a typing pool and sing A Secretary Is Not A Toy?
Just trying to figure out whether facilities should label bathrooms, “large reproductive cell” and “small reproductive cell” to best avoid confusion.
January 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just trying to figure out whether facilities should label bathrooms, “large reproductive cell” and “small reproductive cell” to best avoid confusion.
When you’re waiting for the states lawyers to brief you about the effect of new EOs on the state and then you remember that you are one of those lawyers.
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When you’re waiting for the states lawyers to brief you about the effect of new EOs on the state and then you remember that you are one of those lawyers.
Imagine voting for a guy so that groceries get cheaper and instead he’s too concerned about what bathrooms people use to do anything about it.
January 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Imagine voting for a guy so that groceries get cheaper and instead he’s too concerned about what bathrooms people use to do anything about it.
Her parents use every moment of her childhood trying to teach her the life skills she needs to survive on her own. They repeat everything a million times. They worry about how she’ll get by without them. It’s … extremely accurate.
January 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Her parents use every moment of her childhood trying to teach her the life skills she needs to survive on her own. They repeat everything a million times. They worry about how she’ll get by without them. It’s … extremely accurate.
Wow I haven’t watched Finding Dory since having a child with a disability but … wow it hits differently.
January 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Wow I haven’t watched Finding Dory since having a child with a disability but … wow it hits differently.
Anyway, it’s cool that the yeast I bought at Costco before I had my first kid is still active.
January 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Anyway, it’s cool that the yeast I bought at Costco before I had my first kid is still active.
Make Your Own Snow Day Fun: post vaguely about baking things with your children to strike fear in the heart of your spouse.
January 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Make Your Own Snow Day Fun: post vaguely about baking things with your children to strike fear in the heart of your spouse.