I suspect "as reliable as electricity" is prophetic but not in the way the author of this press release intended.
October 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I suspect "as reliable as electricity" is prophetic but not in the way the author of this press release intended.
Sometimes I hate it here.
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sometimes I hate it here.
I swear there's a name for this
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I swear there's a name for this
I have Gyokeres on the brain, clearly.
July 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I have Gyokeres on the brain, clearly.
FWIW, you can change your media settings so that gifs do not play automatically. i expected to find this in the accessibility settings but it's under content and media.
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
FWIW, you can change your media settings so that gifs do not play automatically. i expected to find this in the accessibility settings but it's under content and media.
Nominative determinism strikes again.
July 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Nominative determinism strikes again.
This feels like a better presentation.
May 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This feels like a better presentation.
You would be the Secretary of Defense?
April 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You would be the Secretary of Defense?
March 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We're codifying notions now? I thought they had editors over there.
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We're codifying notions now? I thought they had editors over there.
When life hands you cocktail syrup, make puns. This is:
Rye, Caramba!
Rye, Caramba!
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
When life hands you cocktail syrup, make puns. This is:
Rye, Caramba!
Rye, Caramba!
It turns out the cheapest way to solve the alignment problem is to have ai write the objectives.
November 28, 2024 at 8:07 PM
It turns out the cheapest way to solve the alignment problem is to have ai write the objectives.
I know being outraged about bad writing in 2024 is quaint, but I can't stop thinking about how bad this sentence is.
Why do I need to know how hot and fast it is if that doesn't produce faster drying? Why also communicate that your measurement wasn't actually precise?
Why do I need to know how hot and fast it is if that doesn't produce faster drying? Why also communicate that your measurement wasn't actually precise?
November 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I know being outraged about bad writing in 2024 is quaint, but I can't stop thinking about how bad this sentence is.
Why do I need to know how hot and fast it is if that doesn't produce faster drying? Why also communicate that your measurement wasn't actually precise?
Why do I need to know how hot and fast it is if that doesn't produce faster drying? Why also communicate that your measurement wasn't actually precise?
we love our literate programming documents to be useless without a renderer don't we folks
November 4, 2024 at 6:14 PM
we love our literate programming documents to be useless without a renderer don't we folks
Using Firefox as my default mobile browser is uphill skiing, but today I learned it literally costs me more.
(That I discovered this at all is because getting Google Pay to work in Firefox is a roll of the dice; sometimes when it errors it tells me to "use a browser app like Safari or Chrome.")🖕🏾
(That I discovered this at all is because getting Google Pay to work in Firefox is a roll of the dice; sometimes when it errors it tells me to "use a browser app like Safari or Chrome.")🖕🏾
September 20, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Using Firefox as my default mobile browser is uphill skiing, but today I learned it literally costs me more.
(That I discovered this at all is because getting Google Pay to work in Firefox is a roll of the dice; sometimes when it errors it tells me to "use a browser app like Safari or Chrome.")🖕🏾
(That I discovered this at all is because getting Google Pay to work in Firefox is a roll of the dice; sometimes when it errors it tells me to "use a browser app like Safari or Chrome.")🖕🏾
a test of bridgy fed wherein I also complain about how silly it is that we have to launder 21st century American law through "blah blah federal nexus interstate commerce"
or if you prefer, I am still salty about Chris Christie and the ARC tunnel
or if you prefer, I am still salty about Chris Christie and the ARC tunnel
June 24, 2024 at 8:43 PM
a test of bridgy fed wherein I also complain about how silly it is that we have to launder 21st century American law through "blah blah federal nexus interstate commerce"
or if you prefer, I am still salty about Chris Christie and the ARC tunnel
or if you prefer, I am still salty about Chris Christie and the ARC tunnel
2.1 for most podcasts. For audiobooks I go a bit faster.
March 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
2.1 for most podcasts. For audiobooks I go a bit faster.
Listen to me: do you want to use a computer that's always looking at your hands?
From The Verge review of the Vision Pro.
From The Verge review of the Vision Pro.
January 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Listen to me: do you want to use a computer that's always looking at your hands?
From The Verge review of the Vision Pro.
From The Verge review of the Vision Pro.
When you can't decide on a strategy so you ship the disagreement:
September 28, 2023 at 6:17 PM
When you can't decide on a strategy so you ship the disagreement:
"brought to you by those who drink it" is such a defensive way to say that you don't think The Rock drinks his tequila? Unless there's a Clooney-Cranston beef I don't know about.
August 18, 2023 at 9:41 PM
"brought to you by those who drink it" is such a defensive way to say that you don't think The Rock drinks his tequila? Unless there's a Clooney-Cranston beef I don't know about.