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Disclaimer: This is not real. It's AI parody. (But it's also kinda real.) #Ukraine
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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#humor #memes #funny #cat
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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#NoKings
The government shutdown is now the longest in U.S. history—surpassing the previous record, also set by Trump. Despite Trump (illegally) using government resources to shift blame, the facts are clear: Republicans control the White House, both houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court. That’s the entire government! This is not the fault of the Democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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#NoKings
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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#nokings
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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#RemoveTheRegime @jimmykimmel.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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If you are still wondering if we're in a dictatorship yet... #RemoveTheRegime
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Looking for something to watch? You can't go wrong with @gregdaniels.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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#facts #food
Did you know? Red pepper and black pepper are not related to each other except that they both come from flowering plants. They look completely different while growing, and originate from opposite sides of the globe. (Red from South America, black from India.) Red pepper is more closely related to petunias and tobacco than to black pepper!
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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An old #meme with a new layout. #history #IsaacNewton
Newton: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie." Man at desk: Sir Isaac, I can't write that! Newton: Very well. "The greater the mass, the stronger the attraction."
March 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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#meme #coffee
Man: You shouldn't drink so much coffee. It's bad for your health. Woman: You know, my grandmother lived to be 96. Man: And she drank coffee? Woman: No, she minded her own business.
March 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The most important hero in Star Wars #meme #memes #StarWars
THE MOST IMPORTANT HERO IN STAR WARS When R2-D2 was first searching for Obi-Wan Kenobi on Tatooine, he was waylaid by Jawas. This event delayed his meeting with Obi-Wan by a number of days. But what if that hadn't happened? What if he had found Obi-Wan as quickly as possible? Obi-Wan and R2 get to Mos Eisley without Luke or C-3PO (whom they do not need). They meet Han and Chewie, and fly off to Alderaan a few days earlier than in canon. They arrive on Alderaan just in time to be blown up by the Death Star. Obi-Wan, R2, Han, and Chewie cry out in terror and are suddenly silenced. The plans to the Death Star are never delivered to the Rebel Alliance, which is crushed at Yavin. Princess Leia remains imprisoned without hope on this fully armed and operational battle station. Luke goes to the Imperial Academy, becomes a TlE fighter pilot, and is eventually trained as a Sith by his father, Vader. And Greedo goes somewhere.Therefore, the most important hero in all of Star Wars is this dink. An arrow points to the Jawa raising his weapon.
January 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Look again. #meme #memes #Geordi #StarTrek #StarWars #IndianaJones
The Geordi La Forge Drake format meme under the heading, "Best movie with STAR in the title." Geordi shuns Star Trek and Star Wars before choosing Raiders of the Lost Ark.
January 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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#meme #memes #showerthoughts #theater
In musical theater, the book and the script are the same thing, but "off book" means you have it memorized, and "off script" means you don't.
December 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Doc vs Dad #meme #memes #DadJokes #Doctor #Dad
Doc: How do you feel? Dad: Like a piano. Doc: A piano? Dad: Yeah. I'm not grand, but I'm upright. Doc: On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is your pain? Dad: Pi Doc: Pi? Dad: Yeah. Low level, but never ending. Doc: How are you feeling today? Dad: Almost Superman. Doc: Almost Superman? Dad: Yeah. I'm faster than a speeding building and able to leap tall bullets in a single bound.
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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I see this as an absolute win! #meme #memes #showerthoughts #Avengers #wordplay
The Avengers from Endgame. Cap: The past tense of fine is fined. Tony: But, the past tense of find is found. Widow: And, the past tense of found is founded. Hulk: Time travel!
December 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Happy Birthday Dick Van Dyke! #memes #meme #showerthoughts #history #DickVanDyke
Pioneer Johnny "Appleseed" Chapman was born prior to the Declaration of Independence. He lived until after the birth of artist Mary Cassatt. She lived past the birth of actor Dick Van Dyke, who is alive today. America is only three Americans old.
December 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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History didn't happen for everyone. #memes #meme #showerthoughts #history
Title: Notable Eras in History. An infographic showing scenes of wealthy people in Classical, Medieval, Renaissance, and Enlightenment eras juxtaposed with the poor of each era. The poor side shows the same picture of a man plowing with oxen over and over.
December 11, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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"All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons." - Elaine Benes #meme #memes #showerthoughts
Bugs Bunny in formal wear sitting at a piano. The caption reads: Ordinary people living today are more familiar with classical music than were the people living in the days when it was new.
December 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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You had to be there. #meme #memes #astronomy #photography
A photo of a full moon by the water tower at Southern High School with the caption "How it looks on camera" juxtaposed with the same photo doctored to make the moon huge and the sky more vivid with the caption "How it looked in person."
December 8, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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It's my interpretation of Rev 1:8 I am the Alpha and the Omega. I could be wrong, but so could anyone else. Imagine the complete universe as a group project where we all contribute. God is the leader but He won't force us to do our part. BTW if there's no freewill, isn't it pointless to argue?
“I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the Ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. Revelation 1:8" over an image of a sunrise view through a natural arch.
December 1, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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This explains a lot. #meme #memes #infographic
A pie chart titled "Contents of the Internet" which says, "Though the internet contains all human knowledge*, it hasn't made us smarter. This pie chart explains why. *all human knowledge is in gray." The gray slice is tiny. Larger slices say Porn, Memes, and Shopping, the largest, taking up more than half, says Lies. The chart is hyperbole and not based on real percentages, so it falls into Memes, not Lies because it's not trying to deceive anyone.
December 1, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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But what he does isn't very accurate #memes #meme #showerthoughts #marvel
Because the Comics Code Authority prohibited the depiction of gore, Wolverine was almost always shown missing his targets, yet still called "the best at what he does."
November 30, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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For my first Bluesky post, a throwback to 2014 and my first (only?) viral meme! #memes
A meme I made in 2014 that began to circulate (usually with my signature cut off). The first panel is John Denver singing the opening lines to "Take Me Home Country Roads." The second panel shows a map of West Virginia where the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River are clearly in neighboring Virginia. The third panel shows Sudden Clarity Clarence saying, "That song is about western Virginia, not West Virginia!"
November 29, 2024 at 2:45 PM