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I’m pro-opera AND I vote
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The live wolves I’ve released into your home do not threaten your children in any way
Cropped screenshot of a Hollywood Reporter headline that reads, “Bob Iger: Disney’s OpenAI deal “does not in any way” threaten creatives” above a photo of bob iger looking like a smug git.
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Just had a dream that I accidentally walked into one of the enclosures at Jurassic Park and all the dinosaurs looked at me like
Awkward Party Reaction meme - image shows a crowd of teenagers holding red solo cups and looking at the camera with confusion, disgust, and derision
September 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen >:)
Cropped screencap of a Hollywood Reporter headline that reads: ‘Baywatch’ Reboot a Go at Fox, alongside a photo of the original show’s season 3 cast.
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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They lived though
Picture of chocolate chip zucchini muffins on a metal rack on a countertop. They do not contain anise extract
August 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Why does this look like the disaster girl meme
Tony what did you do
Cropped screenshot of a youtube thumbnail featuring a partially-excavated skull. In the foreground, a historian stares out at the viewer with a bland smile beside the text “child labor skeletons found!” The video is titled “Unearthing a Real Victorian Workhouse! | with Tony Robinson” and was posted by History Hit.
March 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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$30??? You know what I'm just gonna use ball bearings
Cropped screenshot of Michaels dot com featuring two tiny 3.7oz containers of silver dragées each listed for the sale price of $26.46. The regular price of $33.48 is listed after it.
January 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Committing culinary crimes unlike anything this world has ever seen (fake worcestershire sauce without onions, garlic, or the presence of a loving god)
Photo of a whisk half-immersed in a brown liquid with orange foam in a saucepan
December 29, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Terrible news on the candy front. If you want a non-sour worm in America, you’ll have to rip it out of the ground.
Screenshot of an email from Ferrera Candy’s customer service department. It reads: Thank you for contacting us regarding Trolli Squiggles. Your feedback plays an integral role in our ongoing efforts to further improve our products and services. While we are happy to hear you enjoy our products, we are sorry to share that this product has been retired. Please understand that when a product is retired, it is not done impulsively, as we take into account many factors. Decisions to discontinue or introduce a flavor or size are made in response to consumer preferences and purchasing patterns throughout the country. We will share your comments with both our marketing and research & development departments. This information will be helpful in our efforts to improve our current product offerings and in the development of new items. Thank you again for taking the time to contact us with your comments. We hope our products will be completely satisfactory in the future. Please click here to fill out a brief customer satisfaction survey. Sincerely, Ferrera Consumer Affairs Department
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Using chocolate gingerbread cookies to cope with The Horrors™️
Photo of a plate of chocolate gingerbread sandwich cookies with a ganache filling
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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Well I sure hope so
Cropped screenshot of the letterboxd app showing the category “Popular with friends.” The movies listed are Bird, Banshees of Inisherin, and Casper
November 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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Freeze your pie crust, they said. It’ll make it so quick and convenient, they said
Image of shattered, frozen pie crust partially reconstructed but clearly still mortally wounded
August 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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The stars yearn for the mines
Screenshot of the astrology app Co-Star featuring a list of dos and don’ts - the “do” column reads “hard hat, head lamp, pick axe.” The “don’t” column reads “impulsive decisions, makeover scenes, identity theft”
June 4, 2024 at 6:02 PM