Vampire Princess Hazel
@eclipsedmoonlight.bsky.social
27 | 🔞 | she/her | Please refer to her in third person when talking to her :)
Literally the world's cutest Princess (not a maid) | Lesbian | Failgirl extreme | Masochist | converted doggirl
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She also occasionally writes (but never posts it lol)
Literally the world's cutest Princess (not a maid) | Lesbian | Failgirl extreme | Masochist | converted doggirl
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She also occasionally writes (but never posts it lol)
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She can be trusted with your dirty jumper, so long as it’s soaked in her beloved’s sweat. She’s only going to snuggle it close, huffing its scent, edging herself, yearning to be back in the sanctity of her beloved’s armpits.
Swear all the men in her life need to take estrogen,
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Swear all the men in her life need to take estrogen,
Hey she went to Rutland and everyone knew her there, what gives
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey she went to Rutland and everyone knew her there, what gives
Really need to take a chunk out of something
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Really need to take a chunk out of something
ssoo sleepy….. need to fall asleep ontop of maids…..
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
ssoo sleepy….. need to fall asleep ontop of maids…..
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July 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hmphhh, everyone underestimates the Princess. Everyone is so stupid and moronic and dumb. Just means she’ll be able to wrest control without anyone stopping her,
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
hmphhh, everyone underestimates the Princess. Everyone is so stupid and moronic and dumb. Just means she’ll be able to wrest control without anyone stopping her,
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eye contact etc etc
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
eye contact etc etc
At the kennels — where the Handlers at?
Hound want rut rut!
Hound want rut rut!
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
At the kennels — where the Handlers at?
Hound want rut rut!
Hound want rut rut!
People love watching her cool tricks, they love praising her for them, she’s the coolest Princess to exist
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
People love watching her cool tricks, they love praising her for them, she’s the coolest Princess to exist
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“Smothered screams of woman dragged away to her terrible fate” is top 5 of all the noises
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Smothered screams of woman dragged away to her terrible fate” is top 5 of all the noises
Perhaps stabbing a knight every time she‘s frustrated and upset isn’t a viable long term solution, but the anguish on their face as they bleed out makes it *so* worth it
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Perhaps stabbing a knight every time she‘s frustrated and upset isn’t a viable long term solution, but the anguish on their face as they bleed out makes it *so* worth it
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a pervert princess and her sadistic knight
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
a pervert princess and her sadistic knight
The proper place for a Princess is losing control of her bladder while rutting against a Knight’s boot
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The proper place for a Princess is losing control of her bladder while rutting against a Knight’s boot
goddss she really needs to rut against a boot so bad,,, sshe needs to be praised and told how lucky she is to be allowed to even touch a boot of someone above her,,,
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
goddss she really needs to rut against a boot so bad,,, sshe needs to be praised and told how lucky she is to be allowed to even touch a boot of someone above her,,,
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rips my heart out for you like a normal person
May 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
rips my heart out for you like a normal person
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Everyone should start listening to those like, incontinence/bedwetting hypno audio things so that we can swiftly and efficiently start sorting society into girls who that kind of thing works on and those who it doesn't
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everyone should start listening to those like, incontinence/bedwetting hypno audio things so that we can swiftly and efficiently start sorting society into girls who that kind of thing works on and those who it doesn't
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bad news. your elegant and regal queen is drooling her brains out around my glove and rutting herself against the floor and calling herself a stupid broken whore because i slipped an aphrodisiac into her drink and now the economy is probably going to collapse because your monarch is ruined forever
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
bad news. your elegant and regal queen is drooling her brains out around my glove and rutting herself against the floor and calling herself a stupid broken whore because i slipped an aphrodisiac into her drink and now the economy is probably going to collapse because your monarch is ruined forever
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Kinktober Day 14: Fucking Machine
So I hear horse-racing is in this year?
So I hear horse-racing is in this year?
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Kinktober Day 14: Fucking Machine
So I hear horse-racing is in this year?
So I hear horse-racing is in this year?
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It's the good stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's the good stuff
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can you call me a traitor to our cause again im getting really close
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
can you call me a traitor to our cause again im getting really close
Why can’t metroid suck me off?
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Why can’t metroid suck me off?
Have a coworker who either needs to try men or take E and im so curious as to which will happen first
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Have a coworker who either needs to try men or take E and im so curious as to which will happen first
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princesses are meant to stand there and look pretty just like a doll
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
princesses are meant to stand there and look pretty just like a doll
Hey. Have you seen the moon tonight?? It’s extremely important to go outside and look at the moon. You need to go gaze at the moon now and think about her when making out with girls
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey. Have you seen the moon tonight?? It’s extremely important to go outside and look at the moon. You need to go gaze at the moon now and think about her when making out with girls