The Eclectic Gaymer
@eclecticgaymer.bsky.social
Console gamer. Midwest gay. 🏳️🌈
RPG | Indie | Retro | Metroidvania | Eccentric
Game reviews and miscellany
RPG | Indie | Retro | Metroidvania | Eccentric
Game reviews and miscellany
I’ve been thinking about this hot picture of Barney all day, and now you have to, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve been thinking about this hot picture of Barney all day, and now you have to, too.
I WILL find Lan Di and avenge my father’s death!! … right after this bate party…
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I WILL find Lan Di and avenge my father’s death!! … right after this bate party…
Do “Shenmue” fans (other than me) enjoy this album?? Hope y’all aren’t sleeping on this one.
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Do “Shenmue” fans (other than me) enjoy this album?? Hope y’all aren’t sleeping on this one.
I love this part in “Shenmue II” where Ryo has to discover the 4 Wude: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love this part in “Shenmue II” where Ryo has to discover the 4 Wude: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
Ok, now that Baphomet is on the tree, it’s feeling like Christmas. ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ok, now that Baphomet is on the tree, it’s feeling like Christmas. ❤️
These blue collar dockworkers are so horny for Ryo… but aren’t we all… 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
These blue collar dockworkers are so horny for Ryo… but aren’t we all… 😮💨
I have always loved this art so much, especially since it looks like they’re boyfriends embracing 🥹🥰
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I have always loved this art so much, especially since it looks like they’re boyfriends embracing 🥹🥰
I’ll buy you a Jet Cola if you can name an ass that looks better in jeans than Ryo’s.
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ll buy you a Jet Cola if you can name an ass that looks better in jeans than Ryo’s.
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
Is this a challenge?
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is this a challenge?
Gays will be like “she saved my life” and it’s this fierce diva from Shenmue
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gays will be like “she saved my life” and it’s this fierce diva from Shenmue
Monument Valley 3 (2025, PS5)
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Monument Valley 3 (2025, PS5)
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
This memory from 7 years ago popped up on my phone and it always makes me laugh. This is a staged video of us pretending to have a boring, awkward, silent dinner with some friends. (We actually had nonstop chats and laughs)
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This memory from 7 years ago popped up on my phone and it always makes me laugh. This is a staged video of us pretending to have a boring, awkward, silent dinner with some friends. (We actually had nonstop chats and laughs)
Monument Valley 2 (2025, PS5)
Rating: 8/10
Giving this a slightly higher score than the first game, mostly because of a clearer narrative. There’s enough little variations in puzzle mechanics to keep the game interesting and not repetitive. It has a captivating aesthetic. Brief, but satisfying.
Rating: 8/10
Giving this a slightly higher score than the first game, mostly because of a clearer narrative. There’s enough little variations in puzzle mechanics to keep the game interesting and not repetitive. It has a captivating aesthetic. Brief, but satisfying.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Monument Valley 2 (2025, PS5)
Rating: 8/10
Giving this a slightly higher score than the first game, mostly because of a clearer narrative. There’s enough little variations in puzzle mechanics to keep the game interesting and not repetitive. It has a captivating aesthetic. Brief, but satisfying.
Rating: 8/10
Giving this a slightly higher score than the first game, mostly because of a clearer narrative. There’s enough little variations in puzzle mechanics to keep the game interesting and not repetitive. It has a captivating aesthetic. Brief, but satisfying.
Monument Valley (2025, PS5)
Rating: 7.5/10
✅ Beautiful colors
✅ Calming ambient soundtrack
✅ Unique optical illusion puzzles
✅ M.C. Escher: The Game
✅ Brief but satisfying (~3 hrs)
✅ Challenging but rarely frustrating
❌ Controls feel clunky on console
❌ Story is too abstract
❌ Minimal replay value
Rating: 7.5/10
✅ Beautiful colors
✅ Calming ambient soundtrack
✅ Unique optical illusion puzzles
✅ M.C. Escher: The Game
✅ Brief but satisfying (~3 hrs)
✅ Challenging but rarely frustrating
❌ Controls feel clunky on console
❌ Story is too abstract
❌ Minimal replay value
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Monument Valley (2025, PS5)
Rating: 7.5/10
✅ Beautiful colors
✅ Calming ambient soundtrack
✅ Unique optical illusion puzzles
✅ M.C. Escher: The Game
✅ Brief but satisfying (~3 hrs)
✅ Challenging but rarely frustrating
❌ Controls feel clunky on console
❌ Story is too abstract
❌ Minimal replay value
Rating: 7.5/10
✅ Beautiful colors
✅ Calming ambient soundtrack
✅ Unique optical illusion puzzles
✅ M.C. Escher: The Game
✅ Brief but satisfying (~3 hrs)
✅ Challenging but rarely frustrating
❌ Controls feel clunky on console
❌ Story is too abstract
❌ Minimal replay value
Newest gmaes
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Newest gmaes
@jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social found this picture of me from 6 years ago and I love how dramatic it is.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social found this picture of me from 6 years ago and I love how dramatic it is.
Yes, I put our Xmas lights up. Are you going to be a whiny little bitch about it? 🤷🏻♂️
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yes, I put our Xmas lights up. Are you going to be a whiny little bitch about it? 🤷🏻♂️
I’m so happy this is getting a physical release on a modern console. The short story (and comic adaptation found in Ellison’s “Dream Corridor”) haunts me almost daily.
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m so happy this is getting a physical release on a modern console. The short story (and comic adaptation found in Ellison’s “Dream Corridor”) haunts me almost daily.
We can’t shy away from asking the tough questions in these difficult times.
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We can’t shy away from asking the tough questions in these difficult times.
Monday morning breakfast research.
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Monday morning breakfast research.
All I could think of was Sojimaru when I saw this headline.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
All I could think of was Sojimaru when I saw this headline.
I had to check in on a locked buddy yesterday… and remind him he’s still got a ways to go. 😅😈
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I had to check in on a locked buddy yesterday… and remind him he’s still got a ways to go. 😅😈