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Eclair-voyant
@eclair-voyant.bsky.social
Call me Drew. 30 y/o he/they, bi+ace, TF+WG primarily, NO MINORS
I didn't expect it to come to this- outgrowing shoes, then clothes, and finally doors...

Please, don't leave, I'm almost there...! 😭

A lovely YCH from @holidaysoftfox.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
With eggs being so expensive, making them yourself *seemed* like a good idea...

Just make sure that whoever talked you into it is willing to let their cash-cow (er, chicken) go! Otherwise, you might find the bargain extended indefinitely. At least @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social keeps a nice henhouse
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh hey- didn't see you there... What's that? Oh, yeah, I might've put on a LITTLE bit of weight...

Thanks @wiishyishii.bsky.social for the blubbery enhancement of my bunsona!
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I don't usually post pics of myself On Here, but I caught sight of myself in the mirror and looked too marshmallowy and round about the middle not to
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
EEP! I'm a Mareep!!

(Thanks @mantischrysalis.bsky.social!!)
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Turning into a hulking feline would be stressful enough, but I don't think I'm even in the right epoch! Help!!

Comm from @werewolfaboo.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Thank you @palehorntea.bsky.social for giving my cowsona such a lovely stroll through the autumn leaves (which of course isn't complete without a sweet pumpkin spice beverage!)
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was a little bashful in front of the camera at first, but those phantasmal feeders have a way of putting you at ease~

A lovely YCH comm from @holidaysoftfox.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Either/or!
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yesssss
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Here's some fun (and not-so-fun) facts you might integrate (though maybe you are already). If you integrate that competition for prey, maybe you have some lion prides who don't interfere with the hyenas' hunts, or abstain from harrying the hyenas' dens
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Lol I think I saw the post you're referring to and was like
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm not against office pranks, but this is just too far!

HR's no help- they're *Human* Resources, after all! Worse, they're talking about transferring me to a @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social's "regional office" with an "agricultural focus", "reduced workload", and "robust meal plan"...
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
As a newly-made horse on @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social's farm, sometimes the only distraction from your plight you can find is indulgence in the feed bucket, a coping method that will soon leave you too tubby to keep up with your fellow equines or find a mate... maybe the petting zoo has an opening?
October 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Will my so-called friends ship me off to the grasslands enclosure, or to the big top? I guess I shouldn't worry too much about the ripped pants- I won't need them where I'm going, no matter where I end up!

Thanks @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social for making this long-awaited transformation a reality!
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
September 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Winona Ryder's character Call from Alien: Resurrection!
August 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Yessss!!! I really wanted to bridge my rabbit- and cow-sonas... I feel like the rabbit's a short leap from me, while the cow is somewhat further....
July 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
LMAO you were NOT kidding
June 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's World Donkey Day? That explainsa couple of things... I sure hope it only lasts the day 😬 Otherwise, I might be HEE HAWWWing for a long time to come...

(Art by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social ♥️)
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
~A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips~

Thanks @tubbertons.bsky.social for taking on a self-indulgent self-insert like this and bringing it to life so perfectly!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
May 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Time to finally inaugurate this page properly, and what better way to do it than with a commission from @oddballlion.bsky.social of my fursona embracing #twinkdeath?
May 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Say what you will, he was a pretty good lawyer......
March 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM