Video evidence of the Slug. Her name is Jerry. I don't know why I keep attracting invertebrate creatures but I guess I will embrace it. She is Jerry and she is the royal subordinate of the Queen of Invertebrates (me).

Hi everyone! Surprise! Here is me playing my all time fav Taylor Swift song— Carolina!! My face is cut off bc I look rlly weird when I play and sing. Also I'm NOTTT good at guitar. Or singing. This is just for fun and bc I've seen lots of ppl post themselves singing and stuff and I wanted in. Yeah🤍

The video of Modrić crying on his way to the Bernabéu and Lucas comforting him... I'm gonna be miserable about this my entire life I fear I'm losing it

Me in 20 years when I'm at a bar watching a Real Madrid game and I hear someone mention the name "Luka Modrić":