Happy to have been able to provide you with some source material for your flirtations.

I'm a cop in town. Hit me up if you see me.

I'm seeing a lot of contradiction here. Either he's lying, and boosting you up to the status of a 'great lay'... or it's true and you're ashamed to have slept with a manwhore.

Personally, all the talk about him being a 2 pump chump sounds like experience.

I feel attacked.

Why, yes. Good observation.

I make a point to ensure all prison meals have essential nutrients and are all eatable by hand.

Raving about the rice balls. LOL I would have thought the chicken would be the star of the show.

I don't think you pull off the same belligerent attitude without the mohawk. But otherwise, it's fine.

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