E.Christian Cotterman
@eccotterman.bsky.social
Tall, male, dresses like a homeless skater, working on my sobriety slowly and tries his damnable best to be a decent human.
Promises, promises...
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Promises, promises...
Sounds a bit like the Glühwein or Feuerzangbowle you get here in Munich.
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Sounds a bit like the Glühwein or Feuerzangbowle you get here in Munich.
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID THEY JUST MAKE A DOC ABOUT SOME WOMAN WHO WAS HORRIFIC TO COVER THEIR OWN ASS ABOUT HOW HORRIFIC THE LDS CHURCH IS ?!!?!
LIKE...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?!?!?!
LIKE...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?!?!?!
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID THEY JUST MAKE A DOC ABOUT SOME WOMAN WHO WAS HORRIFIC TO COVER THEIR OWN ASS ABOUT HOW HORRIFIC THE LDS CHURCH IS ?!!?!
LIKE...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?!?!?!
LIKE...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?!?!?!
"They did this to themselves."
Okay, I'm not a proponent of the death penalty, but these fuckers need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Like...no, they are children. YOU need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Full. Stop.
Okay, I'm not a proponent of the death penalty, but these fuckers need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Like...no, they are children. YOU need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Full. Stop.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
"They did this to themselves."
Okay, I'm not a proponent of the death penalty, but these fuckers need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Like...no, they are children. YOU need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Full. Stop.
Okay, I'm not a proponent of the death penalty, but these fuckers need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Like...no, they are children. YOU need to be beaten to death with soft avocados. Full. Stop.
The sheer amount of denial in their own PERSONAL responsibility is fucking staggering.
Like, I am not perfect, by every metric in the Universe, but fucking hell ! ! !
There are still 20 minutes left, the fireworks outside have subsided and I hove only 1 beer left before I open another Booker's
Like, I am not perfect, by every metric in the Universe, but fucking hell ! ! !
There are still 20 minutes left, the fireworks outside have subsided and I hove only 1 beer left before I open another Booker's
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The sheer amount of denial in their own PERSONAL responsibility is fucking staggering.
Like, I am not perfect, by every metric in the Universe, but fucking hell ! ! !
There are still 20 minutes left, the fireworks outside have subsided and I hove only 1 beer left before I open another Booker's
Like, I am not perfect, by every metric in the Universe, but fucking hell ! ! !
There are still 20 minutes left, the fireworks outside have subsided and I hove only 1 beer left before I open another Booker's
"Fringy" is not taking your kids furniture away, making them sleep on the fucking FLOOR ! ! !
Jesus, these people need to learn how to set router permissions so there isn't fucking access for their kids after a certain amount of hours or a specific time.
Internet stops working for them at 8. Duh.
Jesus, these people need to learn how to set router permissions so there isn't fucking access for their kids after a certain amount of hours or a specific time.
Internet stops working for them at 8. Duh.
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"Fringy" is not taking your kids furniture away, making them sleep on the fucking FLOOR ! ! !
Jesus, these people need to learn how to set router permissions so there isn't fucking access for their kids after a certain amount of hours or a specific time.
Internet stops working for them at 8. Duh.
Jesus, these people need to learn how to set router permissions so there isn't fucking access for their kids after a certain amount of hours or a specific time.
Internet stops working for them at 8. Duh.
"You are in denial."
Now how the FUCK am I gonna ever win THAT argument...?
'No, I'm not"
"...denial."
Now how the FUCK am I gonna ever win THAT argument...?
'No, I'm not"
"...denial."
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"You are in denial."
Now how the FUCK am I gonna ever win THAT argument...?
'No, I'm not"
"...denial."
Now how the FUCK am I gonna ever win THAT argument...?
'No, I'm not"
"...denial."
1) 35 min in. That little twink better come out before Act 3.
2) I apologize to Kelly F for being a dick when she left the Mormon church because it turns out it is SOOOO much more fucked that we all knew.
3) Does Netflix have a whole fucking campaign against them now? Between this and Keep Sweet ?
2) I apologize to Kelly F for being a dick when she left the Mormon church because it turns out it is SOOOO much more fucked that we all knew.
3) Does Netflix have a whole fucking campaign against them now? Between this and Keep Sweet ?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
1) 35 min in. That little twink better come out before Act 3.
2) I apologize to Kelly F for being a dick when she left the Mormon church because it turns out it is SOOOO much more fucked that we all knew.
3) Does Netflix have a whole fucking campaign against them now? Between this and Keep Sweet ?
2) I apologize to Kelly F for being a dick when she left the Mormon church because it turns out it is SOOOO much more fucked that we all knew.
3) Does Netflix have a whole fucking campaign against them now? Between this and Keep Sweet ?
Terminator, Avatar, Titanic, Abyss.... The man might be one of the all-time film BtB Bastards, but he knows how to make a fucking film.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Terminator, Avatar, Titanic, Abyss.... The man might be one of the all-time film BtB Bastards, but he knows how to make a fucking film.
As possibly the olny listener in Munich, I appreciate you and all that you do for us. I couldn't bake a cheese breakdown, but I did make cover art for it.
It would have broken Jordan's brain.
It would have broken Jordan's brain.
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
As possibly the olny listener in Munich, I appreciate you and all that you do for us. I couldn't bake a cheese breakdown, but I did make cover art for it.
It would have broken Jordan's brain.
It would have broken Jordan's brain.
I wanna fuck my brotherrrrrr......
January 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I wanna fuck my brotherrrrrr......
When he lost his voice, he lost his goddamned mind. Then he lost everything else...
January 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
When he lost his voice, he lost his goddamned mind. Then he lost everything else...
Laughs in Margaret Thatcher...
January 26, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Laughs in Margaret Thatcher...
Habba*. Jesus, I need to pay attention.
January 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Habba*. Jesus, I need to pay attention.
I'll be kind, if you do the same. But I like to curse, so.....
January 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I'll be kind, if you do the same. But I like to curse, so.....
You guys should check out @iwriteok.bsky.social coverage of Adams on Behind the Bastards. It's ridiculous and hysterical how much Sort wants to be 'The Most Special Boy'.
January 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
You guys should check out @iwriteok.bsky.social coverage of Adams on Behind the Bastards. It's ridiculous and hysterical how much Sort wants to be 'The Most Special Boy'.
"They." Sorry for using "him". Force of habit, as I usually think of myself in these hypothetical situations, so I default to the masculine.
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January 26, 2024 at 5:12 PM
"They." Sorry for using "him". Force of habit, as I usually think of myself in these hypothetical situations, so I default to the masculine.
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Hanna needs 72 hours in county for contempt of court. Let her rethink if she wants to be smart or pretty again.
January 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Hanna needs 72 hours in county for contempt of court. Let her rethink if she wants to be smart or pretty again.
This is like the French asking if it's OK to use a guillotine. You just bring your shit in and if some wage-slave makes a stink about it, make sure he knows he's not paid enough to enforce some arbitrary rules.
January 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
This is like the French asking if it's OK to use a guillotine. You just bring your shit in and if some wage-slave makes a stink about it, make sure he knows he's not paid enough to enforce some arbitrary rules.
Yeah, so when that guy who raped my friend at ( consults notes...) 13 is caught and convicted and finally sent to prison, then he will miraculously become...what..? A responsible adult WHO RAPED A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL?
These people are fucking monsters.
(Rapists are also horrid...)
These people are fucking monsters.
(Rapists are also horrid...)
January 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Yeah, so when that guy who raped my friend at ( consults notes...) 13 is caught and convicted and finally sent to prison, then he will miraculously become...what..? A responsible adult WHO RAPED A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL?
These people are fucking monsters.
(Rapists are also horrid...)
These people are fucking monsters.
(Rapists are also horrid...)