Me every ten seconds when I'm allowed to talk for too long with no clear goal and without interruption.

If you know, you know. This is my favorite spooky season meme I've seen this year. Might be time to watch a good old fashioned romantic horror.

Wouldn't you folks prefer to be lied to by a handsome moose such as myself? I'll even tell you that your book idea is really good!

Just a little reminder in case anyone has forgotten 😘

The tastiest of juices always come with a warning label. Life is unfair...

Me when someone at WORK approaches me and asks me to do something related to my JOB while I'm busy zoning out staring at the open field across the parking lot wondering if there's enough room for CTHULHU to take a nice nap.

⚠️SPICY WARNING!⚠️
Actual footage of me bathing 😜😈

When the interdimensional horror destroying the town and I make accidental eye contact

Around 3AM I woke up to loud chanting outside of my window (in Latin?). I looked to the foot of my bed and see my dog slowly rising to the ceiling in a cloud of shadows. I couldn't get a good picture because all the lights and electronics in the house were freaking out but it was so adorable ❤️

IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT A MEME
Look at this badass moth I had the pleasure of meeting a couple of weeks ago. Dapper as Dan

It's Monday which means the fun times have ended and we must all make our weekly sacrifices to Neahwaem the Corruptor, Bringer of Devastation

Good thing everyone likes me... Right?

When someone tells not to eat the delicious free silica gel that came with my brand new Sketchers Shape Up 2.0s

Me omw to tell your dad that he looks pretty today

Sometimes, late at night, my dog will whisper Dark Secrets into my ear as I cry. It's pretty neat 🙂

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