Everyone at Epcot today was poly
December 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Everyone at Epcot today was poly
Guy I held the door for said “Right on” 🤟🤟
November 22, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Guy I held the door for said “Right on” 🤟🤟
It’d starting to get dark at 3:30 pm in LA and I want to start singing “Once Upon A December” from Anastasia
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
It’d starting to get dark at 3:30 pm in LA and I want to start singing “Once Upon A December” from Anastasia
I can’t wait to make history next week by being the first mentally ill gay man to step foot inside Disney World
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I can’t wait to make history next week by being the first mentally ill gay man to step foot inside Disney World
It’s windy in Los Angeles, and I’ve already seen a Cybertruck before 11 am. Just like Joan Didion talked about.
November 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
It’s windy in Los Angeles, and I’ve already seen a Cybertruck before 11 am. Just like Joan Didion talked about.
Tattle tale vibes on here. I can’t articulate it but they’re there.
November 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Tattle tale vibes on here. I can’t articulate it but they’re there.
Defying Gravity is actually about gay men taking Propecia
November 15, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Defying Gravity is actually about gay men taking Propecia
Don’t talk to me about Moo Deng
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Don’t talk to me about Moo Deng
My dog when I tell him to stop
August 8, 2023 at 12:20 AM
My dog when I tell him to stop
Oppenheimer had a lot of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid’s son bangin’ on bongos and not enough of Emily Blunt’s impression of Cate Blanchett. Overall a real romp!
August 7, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Oppenheimer had a lot of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid’s son bangin’ on bongos and not enough of Emily Blunt’s impression of Cate Blanchett. Overall a real romp!
When I see a car with a Pennsylvania license plate in Los Angeles, I assume that person is on the run
August 6, 2023 at 11:11 PM
When I see a car with a Pennsylvania license plate in Los Angeles, I assume that person is on the run
Have reached a point where I react to what I’m watching by saying “Mmm” aloud. There is no going back from here.
August 6, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Have reached a point where I react to what I’m watching by saying “Mmm” aloud. There is no going back from here.
I was actually holding direct eye contact with Mitch McConnell earlier today
July 27, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I was actually holding direct eye contact with Mitch McConnell earlier today
When my college asks me for money? Honey! That’s amore!
July 26, 2023 at 5:12 PM
When my college asks me for money? Honey! That’s amore!
Came back to say I hate this site. More later…. Xx
July 16, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Came back to say I hate this site. More later…. Xx
Went out to clap at 7 pm and no one was there
July 5, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Went out to clap at 7 pm and no one was there
If you don’t like fireworks, I don’t know what to tell you. There are going to be some tonight.
July 4, 2023 at 11:47 PM
If you don’t like fireworks, I don’t know what to tell you. There are going to be some tonight.
America is literally just vibes. A fate worse than anything else.
July 4, 2023 at 11:33 PM
America is literally just vibes. A fate worse than anything else.
One 4th of July in middle school, I quietly and almost unconsciously ate the top layer of a blueberry pie sitting in the kitchen at a family friend BBQ, then when I realized what I’d done, I left without telling anyone and walked home
July 4, 2023 at 3:43 AM
One 4th of July in middle school, I quietly and almost unconsciously ate the top layer of a blueberry pie sitting in the kitchen at a family friend BBQ, then when I realized what I’d done, I left without telling anyone and walked home
Telling the Starbucks barista my name is “Vote. ❤️”
July 3, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Telling the Starbucks barista my name is “Vote. ❤️”
You’re not going to get incredibly poignant, incredibly not made up Twitter threads like this on Bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 5:16 PM
You’re not going to get incredibly poignant, incredibly not made up Twitter threads like this on Bluesky
Just realized Lauren Sanchez plays a reporter in Roland Emmerich’s White House Down. When Bezos becomes president, this movie will become required viewing in every school in America.
July 3, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Just realized Lauren Sanchez plays a reporter in Roland Emmerich’s White House Down. When Bezos becomes president, this movie will become required viewing in every school in America.
