EBS
@ebs.bsky.social
Business, law, tomfoolery, BigFloof™️, Hamilton “Hammy” Floof™️, SandSnakes (my three daughters), cooking enthusiast. Reasonable but prone to sarcasm, most of which is friendly. I’m correct, but it’s neither legal nor financial advice.
Just wait until he sees ICE agents.
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just wait until he sees ICE agents.
Oh thank god - I was afraid he’d put someone competent in his place and we might actually win a playoff game.
30 years is a gigantic sample size. Jerry sucks.
30 years is a gigantic sample size. Jerry sucks.
July 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh thank god - I was afraid he’d put someone competent in his place and we might actually win a playoff game.
30 years is a gigantic sample size. Jerry sucks.
30 years is a gigantic sample size. Jerry sucks.
I guess their rabid professions of faith and family weren’t enough.
July 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I guess their rabid professions of faith and family weren’t enough.
Hard to give up those sweet sweet tax revenues.
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hard to give up those sweet sweet tax revenues.
But we all know somebody on the train/bus/train/elevator is going to do this.
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
But we all know somebody on the train/bus/train/elevator is going to do this.
Sounds like a country song.
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sounds like a country song.
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When you’re so floofy you look like a sheep and you don’t know where to put your ear.
June 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When you’re so floofy you look like a sheep and you don’t know where to put your ear.
Decided to do one in Ty’s handwriting too. 🙂
May 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Decided to do one in Ty’s handwriting too. 🙂
Here’s a quick concept sketch
May 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Here’s a quick concept sketch
Seven years since I released this iconic Memorial Day photo.
Now flags have been co-opted by traitorous, moronic, criminal, bigoted “patriots”. So long, flag onesie: you served me well in the before times.
Now flags have been co-opted by traitorous, moronic, criminal, bigoted “patriots”. So long, flag onesie: you served me well in the before times.
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Seven years since I released this iconic Memorial Day photo.
Now flags have been co-opted by traitorous, moronic, criminal, bigoted “patriots”. So long, flag onesie: you served me well in the before times.
Now flags have been co-opted by traitorous, moronic, criminal, bigoted “patriots”. So long, flag onesie: you served me well in the before times.
In profile it reminds me of me.
May 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In profile it reminds me of me.
My wife loves 1990s/2000s booty rap, but I think I’ll pass on this pool party at…an airport hotel…where the tickets are free.
May 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My wife loves 1990s/2000s booty rap, but I think I’ll pass on this pool party at…an airport hotel…where the tickets are free.
“Dad. Hey Dad. Hold my paw. Now close your eyes. Okay. ‘Go Stars!’ on three, alright?”
May 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Dad. Hey Dad. Hold my paw. Now close your eyes. Okay. ‘Go Stars!’ on three, alright?”
Happy National Chocolate Chip Day
May 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Happy National Chocolate Chip Day
I think we should acknowledge Kathryn’s journey from gang leader in 2020 to mafia Don in 2025.
May 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think we should acknowledge Kathryn’s journey from gang leader in 2020 to mafia Don in 2025.