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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll

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Lil guy, yeen lover and magic player 27 years old.

He/him

Unorganized Anarchist in sweden

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November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM

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I do have to say that I love the symbiote art for the universes within. Like please lets go to this plane

September 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM

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Got gifted a book for my birthday only to find that its maybe signed? Dunno if bookburners has like a cute printed signature but definitely a surprise

First page of the novel bookburners with a Max Gladstone signature in red ink

July 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM

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What happens when you don't get to see your bff for a week or two

A discord call lasting 9 hours. Between me and "Problematic Yaoi Lover"

June 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM

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I could totally throw some bread up there

A bowl shaped ceiling lamp, perfect for holding bread if someone threw it up there

June 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM

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A Dril tweet with the text "(me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if ot isn't the blowjob brothers"

June 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM

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Whenever a nontoken permanent enters the battlefield reveal the top card of your library. put it in your hand if it shares a card type with that permanent. If you can't, create a treasure token

Amareth, the Lustrous
{3}{G}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Whenever another permanent you control enters, look at the top card of your library. If it shares a card type with that permanent, you may reveal that card and put it into your hand.

“Come closer, dear, and let me see that bauble. I’ve got a match for it somewhere…”

6/6

Ganax, Astral Hunter
{4}{R}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Whenever Ganax or another Dragon you control enters, create a Treasure token. (It’s an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.”)

Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

3/4

April 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM

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Easter treat. @rawrglicious.bsky.social @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social

A slice of Roll Cake with whipped cream and a canned apricot slice on top to create the image of a fried egg

April 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM

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Ghoulcaller Gisa
{3}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature’s power.

“Geralf, must you always whine? I agreed to nothing. I’ll raise ghouls anytime I wish.”

3/4

Apothecary White
{3}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Vigilance

Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

{W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

3/4

Ojer Pakpatiq, Deepest Epoch
{2}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — God

Flying

Whenever you cast an instant spell from your hand, it gains rebound. (Exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast it from exile without paying its mana cost.)

When Ojer Pakpatiq dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner’s control with three time counters on it.

4/3
Temple of Cyclical Time
Land

(Transforms from Ojer Pakpatiq, Deepest Epoch.)

{T}: Add {U}. Remove a time counter from this land.

{2}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. Activate only if it has no time counters on it and only as a sorcery.

Chimil gave the Oltec time. Ojer Pakpatiq gave them the tools to learn its lessons.

Esix, Fractal Bloom
{4}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature — Fractal

Flying

The first time you would create one or more tokens during each of your turns, you may instead choose a creature other than Esix and create that many tokens that are copies of that creature.

4/4

April 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM

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There are three of him. and also he is on the list of individual dogs

Screenshot from Target's dog mascot Bullseye's Wikipedia page showing that his "See also" mentions "List of individual dogs"

April 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM

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And as is tradition. Hat edit for cat

April 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM

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April 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM

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By no means "Reanimation" but definitely a favourite way to return things into circulation

April 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM

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I do like how necromancy is divided over esper and there are neat ways in which the different schools of thought intermingle in ideology and mechanic. White's reverence for death, Blue's connection with improvement, and Black's brute force and quantity driven approach.