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ebn.bsky.social
Mo’blesse, mo’blige
@ebn.bsky.social
Paid to copy paste until the teeth of the large language model gears that I bodily jam fully bite and I’m turned into a deep red stain.

Objectively nice to gig workers even when they don’t know what camembert is.
Looks like Lito did when he was a little guy. Vet said he might not grow up to have long hair and my wife got mad.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
South Felix at the wall bubbles sounding very...
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm convinced. She's got goldeneye mouth.
August 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Rightward tilt" otherwise known as calling itself Mechahitler. The media institutions will not save us.
July 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
May 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Have you registered your statement of intendo to purchase the swinch 2
May 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fr
May 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Assumed it was abandoned and not closed, and misreading follower counts on search results -- don't mind meeee
April 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
April 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
True.
March 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wallpaper vibes
March 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Roses are red,
This might be wishful,
But here's a cunty picture of twink David Mitchell
February 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Currently thinking about the post that compared Mr Beast's smile to this picture of judge Holden
February 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
January 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
January 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
January 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Vertical dividers added to my weight holder, so there’s no “100+ pound domino smashing against one side of the structure” sort of a situation happening anymore
December 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? Is he saying the quiet part out loud? Who are these minds not being influenced because bad manners? Literally who the fuck does he THINK he’s talking to??
December 7, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Volunteering Fidelito for backup pick me ups
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Ernesto did not tolerate this compromised position for long
November 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Thought this was some kind of fucked up Florida electoral map at first glance
September 22, 2023 at 11:46 AM