Elizabeth Weitz
@ebethisawesome.bsky.social
Writer, weirdo, avoider of responsibility
Just watched clips of Zelenskyy having to endure the stupidest assholes in the world in the Oval Office & so…WW3 is gonna happen huh?
a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
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February 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just watched clips of Zelenskyy having to endure the stupidest assholes in the world in the Oval Office & so…WW3 is gonna happen huh?
Everything sucks. So here’s my dog. ❤️
February 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Everything sucks. So here’s my dog. ❤️
If I’m ever arrested for calling ElonMusk a C*nt, I will be performing the entire monologue of “Democracy Manifest/Succulent Chinese Meal” as I am being put into the cop car. (Image by artist nordacious)
February 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I’m ever arrested for calling ElonMusk a C*nt, I will be performing the entire monologue of “Democracy Manifest/Succulent Chinese Meal” as I am being put into the cop car. (Image by artist nordacious)
Because the trial starts next month, let’s not forget to scream #FreeLuigiMangioni as loudly as possible & fuck up the jury selection.
January 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Because the trial starts next month, let’s not forget to scream #FreeLuigiMangioni as loudly as possible & fuck up the jury selection.
This is a horrible pic but this beauty flew in right outside my bedroom door (I think it’s a Cooper’s Hawk). I absolute love that in the middle of the 3rd largest city in PA, my mountain house that backs up to a wildlife preserve, makes me feel like I am a cottage witch deep in the forest.
January 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is a horrible pic but this beauty flew in right outside my bedroom door (I think it’s a Cooper’s Hawk). I absolute love that in the middle of the 3rd largest city in PA, my mountain house that backs up to a wildlife preserve, makes me feel like I am a cottage witch deep in the forest.
Explaining to my 80 yr old mom that her coffee is probably going to become significantly more expensive & she might want to start thinking about cutting back a bit was a lot of fun. She looked me in the eye & said “Well I’m just gonna die then”. No one is more extreme than a Boomer
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January 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Explaining to my 80 yr old mom that her coffee is probably going to become significantly more expensive & she might want to start thinking about cutting back a bit was a lot of fun. She looked me in the eye & said “Well I’m just gonna die then”. No one is more extreme than a Boomer
So, I’m spending my time yelling at white women doing nazi salutes, looking for egg substitutes, researching alt news sources in order to stay up on public health & actual factual news & joining underground organizing movements that will apparently let me know what district I will end up in 😳
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and asking what is happening ?
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January 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So, I’m spending my time yelling at white women doing nazi salutes, looking for egg substitutes, researching alt news sources in order to stay up on public health & actual factual news & joining underground organizing movements that will apparently let me know what district I will end up in 😳
I really miss the days when all I had to worry about was syncing my XTC high to hit right at the moment the DJ spun the song Warm Leatherette.
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January 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I really miss the days when all I had to worry about was syncing my XTC high to hit right at the moment the DJ spun the song Warm Leatherette.
Oh damn, I can’t finish painting the wall since the cat has claimed the tarp…guess I’ll go and read a book for the rest of the day
January 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh damn, I can’t finish painting the wall since the cat has claimed the tarp…guess I’ll go and read a book for the rest of the day
For everyone who found that they were automatically following both Vance & Trump on IG even after unfollowing the account, the same is happening with the FLOTUS account. I never followed that account at all previously, I just saw that I was. Check everything & BLOCK.
January 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
For everyone who found that they were automatically following both Vance & Trump on IG even after unfollowing the account, the same is happening with the FLOTUS account. I never followed that account at all previously, I just saw that I was. Check everything & BLOCK.
Just a reminder that Psych’s Twin Peaks homage episode “Dual Spires” (S5E12) stars a bunch of TP Alumni & is an absolute delight (BTW, Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directed a few episodes of the show as well)
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just a reminder that Psych’s Twin Peaks homage episode “Dual Spires” (S5E12) stars a bunch of TP Alumni & is an absolute delight (BTW, Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directed a few episodes of the show as well)
Trump spent years wanting to ban TikTok & now has reversed course. Facebook apparently added themselves to TikTok BEFORE the ban took effect. The CEO of TT is going to the inauguration. Zuck is having an inaug party. Are we seeing what’s about to happen here?
January 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump spent years wanting to ban TikTok & now has reversed course. Facebook apparently added themselves to TikTok BEFORE the ban took effect. The CEO of TT is going to the inauguration. Zuck is having an inaug party. Are we seeing what’s about to happen here?
The other day I was like “I should really start a backyard farm and build raised beds” & my husband reminded me I’m a 50yr old with arthritis & I’m filing for divorce on Monday because I will not be gaslit like that when I know I am 25.
January 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The other day I was like “I should really start a backyard farm and build raised beds” & my husband reminded me I’m a 50yr old with arthritis & I’m filing for divorce on Monday because I will not be gaslit like that when I know I am 25.
God Fucking Dammit. I already HATE 2025 but this pushes it into Murderous Rage. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
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January 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
God Fucking Dammit. I already HATE 2025 but this pushes it into Murderous Rage. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
If you hear anyone complain about DEI or celebrate corporations doing away with DEI policies, just know they are a mediocre person with very limited skills & they are aware of it.
a woman with green hair and a necklace says i mean every word of it
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January 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you hear anyone complain about DEI or celebrate corporations doing away with DEI policies, just know they are a mediocre person with very limited skills & they are aware of it.
Anyone else spend your day in constant exasperated rage with a splash of annoyed exhaustion?
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January 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyone else spend your day in constant exasperated rage with a splash of annoyed exhaustion?
A contemplative moment before her reign of chaos begins.
January 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A contemplative moment before her reign of chaos begins.
The Carter Center is the level of petty & good trouble I aspire to.
January 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Carter Center is the level of petty & good trouble I aspire to.
My plan for inauguration day is to put my phone on airplane mode, spend the day playing boardgames & ignoring every fucking thing for the next 4 years.
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January 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My plan for inauguration day is to put my phone on airplane mode, spend the day playing boardgames & ignoring every fucking thing for the next 4 years.
So, Elon is our de facto president now I guess? For all the times I had to hear the right wing nut jobs scream about Soros, here’s Musk doing exactly what they said Georgie-boy was doing. Awesome. 🤦🏻♀️ Great job everyone (except to the 92%, they should get to live in a better timeline)
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
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December 19, 2024 at 12:21 PM
So, Elon is our de facto president now I guess? For all the times I had to hear the right wing nut jobs scream about Soros, here’s Musk doing exactly what they said Georgie-boy was doing. Awesome. 🤦🏻♀️ Great job everyone (except to the 92%, they should get to live in a better timeline)
My Tuesday Night “Oh-My-God-What-Is-Happening-WTF-We’re-All-Fucked” binge buying shipment came yesterday. I totally feel better now 🙄
November 11, 2024 at 12:49 PM
My Tuesday Night “Oh-My-God-What-Is-Happening-WTF-We’re-All-Fucked” binge buying shipment came yesterday. I totally feel better now 🙄